Dunston's top 5 ways to tickle a puppy: 1. punch a hole in the diaper while yelling, "puke!" 2. fanny him for a day while punching a diaper hole 3. scream so loud your bum makes a noise, and then walk away when your target has finished 4. flick wet pebbles at a baby's butt,

Dunston screams and licks his lips when he realises you've switched on the TV... "Wut...wut is dat, wiv dis new programming..."

Dunston sees a goblin, and begins to incite violence. What to do?

dunston: christian sausage

Dunston's first mistake, when attempting to catfeed my poop onto the floor, was "me thinking: how do i keep going??"

"pee-pee," Dunston chuckles. "or perhap, me just ... poop."

Dunston's crystal begins to turn amber! The world shakes! Hissing ... ape noises. *dunston dead!*\*

Dunston provides you with a sample of his new 'dudton' tea. "it's my own recipe, and i'm proud to share it." he takes a sip - the taste is bad

Dunston is being reprimanded for the second time today. "I not doin' da stuff! I only get up and fart!!!" he's waving his arms around excitedly, but it's clear to you that there are many things wrong with this version of Dunston

Dunston looks at you and touches his fingers to his temples, before slowly, gently, and gently (pressing them with his/her arms to activate the contraption), starting the next day you bothithing. You feel great pressure, and gagging begins to drop out of theession's mouth.

Dunston says that he wants to "suck dick in the mud". You don't hear Dunston again.

Dunston... he's fuckin' mad.

Here you are, me trying to figure out how to display my butt - I'm not graduating from here. I don't get it. I don't get what. You little disgusting balls. You little disgusting human. You should be ashamed of yourself. Dunston leads you to his room and starts masturbating.

A list of the most memorable passages in the Dunston Mythos: 1. "Fight with the ape. Evolution fails." - Atom Heartich, on fighting the Incredible Hulk.

Dunston's plan, Step 1: find some bananas Step 2: chuck a load overboard, drown (pauses) WHY are there still bananas in THOSE bins!!! *dun dunk* ugh! DUMT-DOO

Dunston's top 5 most-used hashtags: 1. #shaveItOriginal, 2. #bitchinbodyparts and ... well, I mean you'll have to ask ... 3. #boyzdigital and #hackaday and ...

Dunston is urinating ... all OVER the toilet!! He just won't stop!!! ... Help us!!!

Dunston's top 5 sex techniques: 1. "Food farts", 2. "Dick pets", 3. "Dick licking", 4. "Butt slapping", and 5. "Cock biting"...

Dunston shrugs. I know about socks. I own about a blouse. Don't you? I Want That Better." He pulls out a large knife and begins licking it. Okay! gopin

Dunston seems to have some durian aggression. He's sprayping the people of Phnom Pei and befriended the mayor in an effort to become the new mayor in just two days

Dunston arrives at the office holiday party wearing an all-new t-shirt with the phrase "I wanna f**k da cop" and a grim look on his face. "Oh noes," Dunston gasps.

Hey kid, ever babysit an ape before? GOOD FUCKING LUCK if it's Dunston - he already knows how to piss in a public rest room.

It was a mistake that he made, for he saw the daughter of a gun, who is born with two hands, but has two hands only two arms, has two eyes, is covered in iridescent wounds, and cannot walk: her face is pale with age, and her voice is hoarse with emotion.

Dunston gives a brief plot synopsis for his fanfic: Dunston, who just so happens to be your best man on your wedding day is having second thoughts - could he make things wrong, what would he tell your parents?!

Dunston is at the beach. Suddenly, he climbs up the lifeguard stand, screaming "FINALLY!!!! BURKDA DAWK!!!!!", while lung-spraying hot dogs! Dunston is incontinence, he must relieve himself at the right place, at this very very moment!! But, he needs to pee.

Dunston approaches you at the locker and hands you a tattered rope: "do u wanna know how fukd do dat chudda do on a rope" he grins

List of Dunston's unpopular behavior: 1. Forbidden fruit. He cannot drink from it because it was cursed. You cannot touch his lips with it. The only way for you to help him drink from it is to lick all the juice from his face, leaving him red and sticky and unable to walk again.

Dunston is wearing his "Show me thine strength and the strength of thine souls" tank top and cutoff jeans and no grunting. Dunston's cashier shifts on his feet uncomfortably and looks down at the keypad

SUBJECT: Dunston AGE: unknown REASON FOR CAPTURE: 'Bring my jiz into da vag of Dunston ... jiz a pud ... jiz for Dunston' HAIR COLOUR: grey EYES: green GESS: you were in some group with mutant who want you for slave DURATION : in game year(s), unexplained

Dunston, in his capacity as "Chief Censor", warns the rest of us against a 'worry porn apocalyps'. However, when he hears about this, his eyes open wide, and a fear-infects his soul, as a thought goes "me a fart monkey; me never thought apocalypse could taste so good".