DairymanNZ
@dairymannz.bsky.social
Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS. Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.
The Nepalese really know how to pour whisky (he just became a grandad)
Skipping that scheduled round of urea last January seems to have paid off in unexpected ways
If any of you have followed me on Facebook, you haven't. This is just a creepy ass "fan" account reposting my tiktoks
This calf needs an asshole, and I immediately thought of you
I call my loaner Stormtrak "Kemosabe" because it's a Loan Ranger...
One thing I was not prepared for in Vietnam, fully aware I was going to a tourist destination: the number of Russians on vacation
Struggled to find a toilet at Da Nang airport because the multi lingual signs confused me
Bánh mì checklist ✔️ Free iced tea ✔️ Air conditioning ✔️ Tiny chairs ✔️ Roadside view ✔️ Great price
Sun lounger: $2.50 San Miguel pint: $3 Getting knocked off your feet by waves and ingesting the South China Sea: priceless
All this at the beach plus free WiFi (1nzd is about 15k vnd)
How's the weather in NZ? Apropos of nothing, this 3 litres of ice cold beer cost $20
Qiulae Wong is obviously not ready for politics; she answered the questions that were asked and even gave straight yes/no responses. Rookie
This is your reminder that a "one-in-100-year" event just means that, every year, that event has a 1% chance of occurring
Just got told by my Android Auto that "I understand your frustration, while I don't respond to that kind of language, I am still here to help you" In my defence, it absolutely was a motherfucking useless cunt piece of shit
For travellers who really want that extra scrutiny while going through international checkpoints
To my utter lack of surprise, clicking "connect me to a real person" on AirNZ's chat site does not in fact connect you to a real person
