daniel radcliffe is nailing a post-child-star career. unhinged comedies, weird original screenplays, actually understanding what he’s great at…you love to see it
everyone in euphoria is way too famous to be doing a new season of euphoria
i love salman rushdie. huge fan. i mainly know him for his film work (cameo in bridget jones’ diary 2001)
pitch: year round advent calendar. i don’t think opening a chocolate every day should be reserved for december. would put a pep in my step in eg march
going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone
reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table
instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”
is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple
gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies
i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that
saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live
anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything
there is actually nothing more humiliating than the list of hashtags under comedians’ online videos #relatable #comedy #viral
next season of white lotus there should be no murder. just people enjoying the breakfast buffet
dababy this, dababy that, when are we gonna listen to da adult
were there any good april fools today?? feel like it was radio silence
just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951
when someone follows like 60k people on here…what an impressively quick way to reveal your mental illness