Hey @DoodleNessa guess what time it is?! If they don't want us to clean the counter, they shouldn't complain about needing a housekeeper . It's #TotallyYourFault for leaving turkey out. #NoThievingBlahBlahBlah #dogsofbsky #Dogs

Look, it's not my fault that you didn't finish your giant bowl of pasta and were just going to let it go to waste. There are starving kids in Africa that would have loved to have had it. Your welcome. #NotAgain #CounterSurfingLeprachaun #NoPloppies #dogsofbsky

Look, you told me to stay outta your stuff. You made no mention of the trash by the door. This is considered abandoned property, SO, not your stuff anymore. I was just helping with the recycling 🤷🏼 #RecyclingMonster #PoorMom #dogsofbsky #dogs

Look, it's not my fault that you left a delicious oatmeal raisin cookie & Hawaiian bread on the counter. How was I to know that raisins are SUPER toxic. I just wanted to come visit everyone at the vets! I had a great time. #$433DollarCookie. #PoorMom #EvilRaisins

I KNEW it!! See, they have truck-fulls of leprechauns here!!! They just keep dropping them off at my house!! #BlameTheLeprechaunsNotMe

No Mom, I obviously had NOTHING to do with the bowl and chips on the floor. I valiantly fought off the leprechaun to save your Tortilla chips! #TortillaChipsArentTasty #DamnLeprechaun #dogs

I DEFINITELY didn't "crop dust" you with horrific toot smells. Obviously, the leprechaun is hiding under the couch and has eaten something questionable. I am way too cute to make a smell like that. #SuperFunkyMonster #PoorMom #DamnLeprechaun

Nope, I know NOTHING about the giant pee puddle in the kitchen, next to my dog door and 2 potty pads. Obviously, the leprechaun broke in and peed on the floor. Apparently, "they" don't want to go outside on rainy nights and can't see potty pads in the dark. 🤷🏼 #DamnLeprechaun

Look, you told me that you needed help baking for Christmas. It's not my fault that I happened to drop one tiny egg. And no thanks for my very cute gingerbread house? MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE THANK YOU to @doodlenessa.bsky.social a for this perfect pic!! #dogsofX

Ok, so I got a TINY bit of gopher dirt on my beard and paws. How else am I supposed to catch dinner for us? You ALWAYS complain about food prices, so I'm just trying to help out. 🤷🏼 #NoIDidntHearYouScreamingToStopDigging #MonsterEconomics #MyBeardIsSolidMud #PoorMomsBack

Nooo, I know nothing about how your 1/2 full chili bowl ended up empty in the living room. Obviously, the leprechaun broke in again & ate it!! I was asleep in the bedroom. Yep. Totally asleep. #DamnChiliLovingLeprechaun #HotPoopsToCome #SpicyBabyMonster

Yes, I DO need to drag my toy bucket all the way across the room and take everything out. You need to get some exercise dragging it back & picking up my million toys. #SuperStrongMonster #PayAttentionToMe #SoHelpful

Nope, I have no idea why the carpet smells like "whoopie". Maybe the leprechaun made the house smell awful by putting his stinky bottom on the carpet?? #StinkyBottomedMonster #HumidityBringsOutTheFunk #dogsofbsky

@baileyandbrawny.bsky.social TED-E-HUMPZALOT, crime fighter extraordinare, says thank you for letting him borrow my raincoat!! He is so freaking cute!!

YAYYY, it's my true love Teddy!! I love you SOO much!! I cant wait to smooch you!!! Wait. Oh WAIT!! I never agreed to #HumptyDumpty in front of the Hoos!! MOOOOM!! #SlowDownTeddy #Dogsofbluesky #Dogs

Listen Mr. Giraffe, what happens in the living room while Mom is gone, STAYS in the living room. No more telling Mom who got into her jacket or knocked things over while she was out. 😤 #TotallyInncocentMonster #MrGiraffeDidItNotMe #Dogs

Nope, I know absolutely nothing about how the bag of cookies, plate, paper towels & bag got on the floor. At least I didnt eat the cookies, I just crumbled them. And where is my Thanks? Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving a window open & a leprechaun came in to wreak havoc. #DamnLeprechaun

Listen, I AM OBVIOUSLY playing "Hard to get!!" It's #TotallyNotMyFault that Teddy is SOO cute and we are SO excited to go to the beach. #AndChaosEnsues #MonsterInSoMuchLove #PoorTeddy #Dogs #DogsOfBluesky

Noooo, that is DEFINITELY not me with a spicyTikka Masala package from the trash. Obviously, @moose-rocky.bsky.social Rocky came over again & set me up!! Yep. Not Me. Nope. #ThievingMonsterWithHotPoopsToCome #Dogsofbsky #Dogs

Look, its #TotallyYourFault that you left me alone to go swim. I'm just trying to help you clean the house by taking the trash out. One piece at a time. You always bitch that I'm of no help. 🤷🏼 #SuperHelpfulMonster #dogs #dogsofbsky

Look, it's #TotallyYourFault that you left me all alone with no sister to play with. These are MY potty bags, leash, raincoat and snacks, so what's the problem? #IWillNeverGrowOutOfThis #BabyMonsterNeedsAPomPomSisterASAP

Listen, I keep telling you that I don't need a gentle leader. Obviously you aren't very bright, since I've eaten about 8 of them. Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving me home with no new sister. Thats why I got your jacket,shorts, leash & harness out. How else do I entertain myself?! #SuperBadMonster

Yes, I am FULLY aware that we already took a super long walk. But that was like, 2 whole hours ago. Now get off your 🍑 and let's GO!!! Lets go find Teddy for shenanigans! I'll just sit here blocking the TV until we go. #PainInThe🍑Monster #PoorTiredSoreMom

What do you mean "a bit too much"? This IS me playing hard to get. My boyfriend Teddy is just TOO adorable not to smush is face & kiss his mouth & smell his 🙈 & kiss his nose. #MonsterInLoveAgain #SoNotSubtle #PoorTeddy #dogs #dogsofbsky

What part of "these glasses are ugly" did you not understand mom? I know you didn't even get to try them on and they were free, but I'm just helping you out. Orange is NOT your color. #MonsterStyling #YesIDidItAgain #FreePetMonster

Please refer to appropriate instructions when assembling your doodle. #MonsterGymnastics #TimeToCleanUnderTheDresser #HowInTheHellIsThisComfy

Look, I keep telling you that these glasses are ugly, yet you KEEP replacing them. Apparently, I'm going to have to keep eating them until you learn. I don't want to be seen in public with you wearing them. #MonsterStylist #MomsMutteringAgain #IWantANewSister

Listen, you told me not to RUN with scissors, but never said anything about me eating them. Its #TotallyYourFault that u left them on the counter & abandoned me. And yes, I DID need to get into EVERYTHING. #TimeForANewSister #ForTheLoveOfGodMonster 😳

SO HELP ME!! He's gonna be my dinner. 😡😤

Seriously?! This little fricking fracking thing again? @caseychasem.bsky.social Im gonna need backup!! Again!! I'm beginning to think its personal. 😡😤 #LittleBastard #Dogs