Toddler smashed three eggs in my living and dining room. We've cleaned the mess up, mopped with floor cleaner and the rooms still smell like the devil's armpit 🤢
Daixy
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I write, edit, eat, and DIY my way through life. Lover of Nampeong, sushi, Keanu Reeves, and 🐈🐈⬛🐾 #NotTeamFF 🇬🇭🐿️
@rustyniall.bsky.social finally got a pc and purchased Cyberpunk 2077. This December I'm finally going to get my teeth in it.
3 years is enough time that I no longer know my way around a windows pc 😭
This is so cool. If youre able to, please clear your schedules 😊
Niall O'Sullivan@rustyniall.bsky.social · 4w agoAfter a six-year hiatus, Poetry Unplugged is returning to Covent Garden's Poetry Cafe one more time for NATIONAL POETRY DAY UNPLUGGED!!! Thursday 1st October, 7.30pm (doors 7pm) for details and booking please visit the Poetry Society website. poetrysociety.org.uk/event/poetry...
Me: I feel sick. I think I'm going to puke Everyone around me: are you pregnant? I can't with these people 😂
Lord? Kindly return my knees to their 2013 state. I can't believe I squatted down to hug this toddler and then needed help getting back up. Cheers 40. We drop it lock it then pray for assist 😂😂😂
I can't wait to meet a Michael D Mouse and codename him "Danger"
Mark O’Neill 🐻@radiobeartime.com · 2mo agoI built the electoral registration service for the UK and one initial idea was to filter out obviously made up names. We abandoned it immediately after discovering the number of Michael Mouse's in the country.
One of those days where I just need to step away from the computer and permit myself a nap. Cuz what is this nonsense I wrote in this email?!
Jung Hae-In has this adorable boyish look about him. You can tell exactly what he looked like as a kid. Woo Do Hwan too. It's a natural kind of handsome I hope he won't let a scalpel destroy.
Aaaaaah I want to work with this person in future. Their writing sings to me!
Almost done. 6 pages to go and I can clap myself on the back 🙃 God knows I love what I do 💪
Cooking shitor on a rainy Sunday. The sauce is ready to portion out and what's staring at me on the counter? The bloody ginger! Sauce tastes good but I was thinking something's missing and 😭
Have you tried googling yourself since Google merged Gemini AI with its search engine? I can't be the only one terrified of this update
@rustyniall.bsky.social @niiayikwei.bsky.social how do you combat word blindness and fatigue? I'm at the point where I don't want to read anything for at least a month 😭
Could everyone please wish Sir Barry Barkington a very happy 2nd birthday and tell him what a good boy he is.
TvTime App is shutting down. If you've been using it to track your shows, I hope you've grabbed your GDPR data. At least then you can import it on an app like Trakt or Refract.
Editor here. Please don't put entire chapters of your work through an Ai model and submit the result to a publisher. Just...don't
It's official. I've gone word blind. Time to go touch grass or I'll be working nonsense into this script
Finally fall asleep after 2am. Up less than 2hrs later to the realisation neighbour's house is on fire. Called emergency services. Fire's out. And so, it seems, is sleep.