When you send a report to another department and cc your boss but they only reply to you for an error in the report:

a baby is screaming in a crowd while a woman holds it .

Alt: a baby is screaming in a crowd while a woman holds it .

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@intothecast.bsky.social vita is life. #sha

Just finished Parable of the Sower. Reading it as a new parent was as close to being in a real life Saw trap as I’m probably ever going to get. 8/10 would recommend.

My wife: “your sense of time is impeccable and is a borderline superpower.” Me: “yes, thank you, I cannot start a new task on a time that doesn’t end in a 0 or a 5 or else my brain feels like it’s on fire”

Oh wow my employer just sent out a safety briefing on mental health! Aaaand the first thing addressed in the brief is the strain that downsizing has ON MANAGEMENT. Gotta love capitalism

Before I start up the next #WoT book I’m taking a short foray into some absolute hot garbage. Military zombie apocalypse fiction. It’s so bad it’s good. It’s the Taco Bell of literature. #Arisen Fortress Britain makes me realize how Steven Segal got famous. It’s just so entertaining. But so bad.

I have finished #TheShadowRising. Honestly, a really great jumping back in point to the series. I was worried I wouldn’t remember the characters well enough to grok the story but you get halfway through any POV chapter and it’s like “oh yeah I get this person”. Absolutely loved it.

You know I’ve always thought that my bad luck was a curse. It definitely is but at least professionally it’s turned into a blessing. Everyone comes to me whenever they want to learn something because “Dylan probably encountered every possible problem”. 😂

I just finished season 1 of #Paradise on Hulu. Boy howdy I haven’t been that engrossed in a tv show in a HOT minute. I cannot wait for season 2. That show truly executed a book experience on screen. Maybe a bit of a cliche thriller book experience but a book experience nonetheless. Would recommend.

Sad NICU realization. My dog was all over my partner while she was pregnant. Then one day we came home with the baby and she wasn’t pregnant anymore. I wish I could talk to her and let her know we didn’t lose the baby and that she’ll be coming home soon

Taking my fifteen minute break to switch between chugging an energy drink and staring forlornly out of the window behind my cubicle

I’ve had a lot less time for gaming lately. Baby in NICU is much more conducive to reading. But when I am home and game I’ve been absolutely loving #ClairObscur. Just finished Act 1 (OOF). Definitely an all-timer. When baby comes home I plan to make more headway from my ROG Ally.

I’m currently about halfway through #TheShadowRising after a pretty big break from #WheelofTime. I’m really loving it so far, Perrin is becoming one of my all time favorite fictional characters. Not a big fan of how the women are written at this point tho.

I think I’m gonna start using this platform as a sort of media journal.

Post-college social media is a mystery to me. Idk how it even works anymore. How did I have the time and energy for this? How do you even find like minded folks to follow?

My blood pressure is through the roof and my night is ruined… We are so back, baby! #SportingKC

Jake Davis better have gotten his squats in over the off season because he’s gonna have this whole team on his back this year. #SportingKC

Man, Salloi has been off his game for so long. I feel like that’s a goal from most any other attacker on the team. #SportingKC

I expected this team to be an absolute mess but I’m cautiously optimistic! With the amount of consistent players that can come in at the half, we might actually have a team that doesn’t completely run out of gas in the final 20! #sportingkc

I’m reading #DungeonCrawlerCarl to distract me from the state of the world if that tells you anything

New job starts today. Would have been cool to get more than 3 hours of sleep but best to give them the raw, caffeinated real me so they know what they got themselves in to

My replacement at my job uses the top of the keyboard to input data instead of 10-key and it makes training him take 2x as long

a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open

Alt: a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open

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Dungeons of Hinterberg might be one of the best games I’ve ever played. My partner and I have been playing it independently and having routine dungeon review conversations and it’s just amazing.

There being an ice storm literally two days after I get offered a promotion that will have me working inside almost exclusively is just swell. Mother Nature making this two week notice a ball 😂

Explaining edging to a boomer: so you know when you’re at the dmv and your number is like two people away from being called? It’s like that

Nothing predicts a crash out better than when someone switches from 😂 to 🤣

This is a real tweet by the Democratic Party and I can’t help but wonder where this energy has been for the past 6 months

I dont want AAA games anymore, i want games made by a little freak with a vision

Thing white people love doing: pointing at the item on the menu to the server like the server has never seen the menu before

Is there anything more masculine than cooking up something that satisfies your partner’s craving?