My mom is coming to town this week and it just occurred to me that we haven't seen each other in maybe a decade. Things have changed a bit for me in that time...
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New Orleans, Non-Profit, Data-based. Second Generation Trans Woman.
Unable to break the cycle, Sisyphus begins pushing a fully loaded trebuchet up a hill.
lanyardigan@lanyardigan.bsky.social · yesterdaySisyphus: (seeing trebuchet) holy shitte
Reading a book and the experience is like someone explaining a dream. No context. The dialog switches between weird affectations and normal speech. There are long rambling internal monologues where even the author seems to forget who is in the scene.
I for sure followed starter packs too close to the sun and ruined the gut biome of my feed
Guess I'm throwing my face up on this bullshit ass website because I felt guilty being anonymous.
In the depths of my self esteem and at my sweatiest the owner of the brewery comes by to tell me I've been "looking good"
Summer in the south is like every outside is too hot and every inside is too cold.
"I don't even know how to operate a camera. I thought we just sold scary boxes."
Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong@misscantbewrong.bsky.social · 2d agoThe male half of my friend group had a "guy's night" and apparently lost the youngest one. He made his way to the Hustler Club and emptied his bank account trying to win the affections of a dancer. They don't get to babysit the 23 year old anymore.
Just saw a commercial for Golden Corral where a pro wrestling looking dude is yelling to his father about how great protein is. The fuck is happening?
"What if people are nice to me because they hate me" and other weird thoughts my brain stabs me with.
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Minneapolitan goblin (they/she)@mosscloud.bsky.social · 4d agoWithout downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Totally useless thing to be mad about but I've been sitting outside at a bar for the last 5 hours sweating and thinking I didn't have a hair tie, got home and it was just not in the usual pocket. I could have been moderately more comfortable.
A bunch of strollers just walked in so I am searching "local bars where I can just look at my phone, no kids"
Ex is sending me clips of lesbians from love on the spectrum. Please advise.
Want to be at the bar but not the first person at the bar. Setting a timer for 15 minutes
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: I am a yellow cab.
Paul and Storm@paulandstorm.bsky.social · 4d ago[S] Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm the parasailing crew that left you in the middle of Acapulco Bay without a life jacket when you were 12!"
Was served iced tea instead of iced coffee this morning and I do declare
I brought flowers home and the flowers brought gnats. I have spent the last two days committing a minor massacre in my apartment. These things have more blood in them than you would expect.
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2023–2024 Global Resources Report: Government and Philanthropic Support for LGBTI Communities
The 2023–2024 Global Resources Report is the most comprehensive report to date on the state of global funding for LGBTI issues.
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Dreamed my mom got ahold of my bank statement and was asking about my purchases
I think I'd be very responsible with unlimited power and improve the lives of all the people I didn't destroy
Checking out the Lesbians who Tech conference and wow, first passes start at $2k which eliminates most who actually tech and based on the documentation it looks like it's designed to install AI brainworms into your C-Suite.
My Fields of Mistria hot take is you should be able to date the olds.