Slippy

@damnslippy.slippy.me

she/her. Slippy-夫人 if you’re nasty. https://www.slippy.me/ a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, SKZ, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.

I think I'm going to learn about the sex purge movie entirely from everyone's rage posting and it's going to be a good time for me but for no one else

The Notion database template I use for my reading log has a feature that can *usually* pull in book metadata for me, but its failure mode is "just show the top ten most popular books" and sometimes the results are very funny. Like, this is wrong but I suspect it's maybe NOT wrong.

A screenshot of a search in which the user has typed in "After the Disabled God of War Became My Concubine" and the search results are offering "The Body Keeps the Score."

Some days I give Gigi her lunch spoon treat before I exercise. Sometimes after. When it's after, like today, she unhinges her jaw and shrieks like an unholy beast when I walk back into the room. She's perfect.

A small grey cat licking some tasty goo out of a plastic spoon I'm holding out to her.

was trying to figure out why I am so exhausted tonight and then remembered I wrote my annual performance review this afternoon, which uses up like a week's worth of spoons, and now it all makes sense. brb becoming a jelly.

"I will hold a grudge forever against people I have never met who mistreated you" and "I am always here to encourage you to do less, be a recovering overachiever with me" are my primary two purposes as a friend and I've gotten to deploy both today so I'm doing great.

me at REI buying new sneakers: oh yeah also at govball i was wishing for a carabiner REI: the wide rope-bearing surface, clipping ability and deep basket of the Trango Superfly Evo Screwlock carabiner make it a must-have for the weight- and performance-conscious me: this is for a kpop lightstick

YT's feeding me a lot of Gaileo: the Musical content lately, which I'm not mad about, we all know I have a Raúl Esparza problem. But I do love that even if there are only five comments on a post about him, one will always be either "The guy from SVU can sing?" or "The guy from Hannibal can sing?"