Daniel Blythe

@danblythewriter.bsky.social

Surviving Author. Writer in schools. Occasional editor and mentor. Who-er. Husband. Dad. European. Rationalist. Sceptic. Man. www.danielblythe.com

The woman doing that 'Making Memories' advert on the radio about 'summer savings' sounds as if she has a forced rictus grin on her face as she lives the hell of entertaining small children in the summer holidays 😆😆 She will be hitting the valium shortly.

Why do so many people insist on replicating the aberrant apostrophe in Liverpool John Moores? I only saw this error for the first time about a week ago, for obvious reasons, and I swear over half-a-dozen people have made the same mistake since, even in print. Stop it!

Whenever I imagine my childhood in the 1970s, I think of it as really sunny, with mute, jumpy footage full of glitches, accompanied by the whirrrrrrrr of a vintage home movie camera, even though my parents didn't have one then. Is this normal for Gen X who have seen a lot of TV involving flashbacks?

Leicester Forest East used to be a tolerable, if never glamorous, service station. It has now become a cross between a zoo and a Ballardian post-apocalyptic nightmare. Everything is a branded 'outlet' and the only tea you can get is worse than whatever Arthur Dent obtained from the Nutri-Matic. 😵😵

I literally don't understand these short videos where people move their mouths to the dialogue of a film or TV show or to the words of a song. I mean, what's the point? Some things online I can tell are not for me but I still 'get' them. This seems completely pointless. I don't know why they do it.

Trying to get a PC to talk to a new wireless HP printer makes me want to go back to quill and parchment. I am seriously ready to throw this thing out of the window. How do people do it without their stress levels going off the scale?