Tessera

Daniel Boris

@danboriscreates.bsky.social

Just drawing stuff. ✍️ DanielBoris.Blogspot.com

1727 Posts10101 Follower 5605 Folgt

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · yesterday

Choking on the Facts.

Trump seen at left, with his back to Jeanine Pirro, who has a black shape around her neck labeled, “Facts.”
Trump: “Jeanine Pirro chocked. I don’t know what the hell happened.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3d ago

Masks!

Senator Rand Paul seen yelling, with a raised finger.
“You told us to wear masks! Masks! You bastard!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 5d ago

Weekend Warrior.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt seen seated at a desk, dressed in N.Korean news anchor garment. “The White House, Washington” text seen below her mic. A large gold framed image of Trump seen over her shoulder.
“Dear leaded gas ordered new attacks aimed at getting Iran to surrender that will begin when the NYSE closes on Friday, and last until crude oil trading reopens in Asia on Sunday night.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 5d ago

Now a Word From Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell seen at a lectern. A streaming buffer “Loading…” icon seen next to him.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 5d ago

Bombs Away.

A U.S. Fighter jet seen in the air with two airmen in the cockpit. The pilot yells into a megaphone that he is holding to his mouth.
Pilot: “Hey, Iran! You’re ugly! And your mother dresses you funny!”
2nd Airman (thinking to himself): “We really are running low on munitions…”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 6d ago

Checking in on the Little People.

Trump seen seated at the resolute desk, surrounded by a sea of gold coins piled high. On the desk is seen a plaque reading, “The GRIFT Starts Here.”
Trump is grinning proudly: “I made $2 Billion last year.”
“How are your grocery and fuel bills looking?”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 7d ago

GOP Witch Hunt.

Anthony Fauci seen holding a bottle of bourbon, and a full shot glass. He wears a blazer and a white shirt with a large red bullseye on it.
“I Needed a Fifth After Today.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last wk.

Spooky Hand Shadows 👻

Trump seen at top right, against a black background. He is making gestures with his hands as a bright light is cast behind him, shining down to the left side of the panel. On the left, in a circular spotlight area is seen a black communist Hammer and Sickle shape.
Trump: “Boo!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last wk.

His Story Museum.

Trump shown in a bucket (bucket truck) lift, near the front of the Smithsonian Institution History Museum. He smiles as he holds the “H” and “I” letters from the word “History” , which changes the Museum name to, “Smithsonian Institution Story Museum.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last wk.

The Orange Bomber. 💣

Donald Trump seen dressed in a Tuxedo, standing at a lectern at the recent White House Correspondents Association dinner event.
Trump’s head is a gigantic iPhone emoji bomb. 💣
*His remarks at the dinner were overwhelmingly panned by attendees, who said he “bombed.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Poor Pete.

Pete Hegseth seen shirtless, wearing kaki pants and tan shoes. He is standing next to an ATM that has a large American flag on the side and is labeled, “United States ATM.”

Hegseth is looking down at an ATM receipt that he holds in his hand. The receipt reads, “ATM Transaction. DECLINED. Your account has insufficient testosterone to complete this transaction.”
“Reason for request: More War.” “Amount requested: $67,000,000,000.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Explosive Diarrhea.

A head of iceberg lettuce shown on the left. Donald Trump’s head—mouth open wide—shown on the right.

Lettuce labeled: “Source of Cyclospora outbreak.”

Trump labeled: “Source of Explosive Diarrhea outbreak.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Forever Funding Forever Wars.

Hegseth seen seated at a brown table, with his hands stretched to his side.
“What’a the problem? We just want more forever cash for more forever wars.
Fork it over.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Penalty Kick. ⚽️

Spain’s football team seen celebrating their world cup win on the stage. The player at far right has a raised leg to the side as he kicks Trump off stage.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Spain, LFG! 🇪🇸 ⚽️ #WorldCup #FIFAWorldCup #Argentina #LionelMessi #Messi #SpainFootball #LamineYamal

Caricature of Spain football ⚽️ phenom, Lamine Yamal shown. The Coat of arms of Spain also shown.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Toxic Emissions.

Two Panel Cartoon.
Left Panel: An angry Donald Trump seen seated at the oval office desk. “Canada is sending us filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air!”
Right Panel: Two moose seen wading in a river, talking to each other. “He must not read what he posts on his own social media account.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Sounds Like Putin.

In the background is Donald Trump during last night’s incoherent, rambling white house speech about foreign election interference.

In the foreground is a crowd of people filming the speech with raised cell phones. All of the screens show an image of Putin’s face.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Got T?

Pete Hegseth seen dressed as a doctor and slapping on a rubber glove, as he looks at a wide-eyed marine standing next to him at attention.

Hegseth: “Time to check your testosterone.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Rubber Stamp Man.

Todd Blanche pictured as a rubber stamp (his head is the top of the handle) with the word, “Approved” written on the front. Trump’s small fingers seen around the handle (Blanche’s neck).
Blanche: “I’m his lawyer WAS his lawyer…”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Pat Oliphant, The greatest political cartoonist of the 20th century died yesterday. He was a genius. 😞

One of the most celebrated and controversial Pat Oliphant political cartoons shown. “The running of the altar boys.” A crowd of gleeful priests shown pouring out of a church (labeled “Saint Pedophilia’s Catholic Church” ) chasing a group of small children.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Make It Make Sense.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Stay Safe! ⚠️🧊

Title: “Hazard Signs”
Three yellow highway signs seen, each showing a figure running away. From left to right: Tsunami (showing a giant wave chasing the figure), Landslide (showing many falling rocks chasing the figure), ICE (showing an ICE agent chasing and shooting at the figure).

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

A Regime Change.

Iranian cleric seen talking on phone. “We’ll negotiate, but we demand regime change.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Mitch is Fine.

Mitch McConnell seen seated in hospital chair. His wife holds his arm. Wife: “As you can see, I am fine.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Pillars of Deceit.

The front of the White House shown with the support columns replaced with stacked boxes labeled “Epstein Files.” Trump shown standing nearby: “Now if we release them, everything comes crashing down!”
Uncle Sam standing to the right: “That’s always been true…”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

The ICE King Doesn’t Care. (repost from January)

Trump seen seated at a throne, dressed as a king, wearing a crown. A man dressed in a business suit and tie bows before Trump.
Man: “Your majesty, the peasants are objecting to being murdered by your ICE agents.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

The Islamic Republic of Japan. ✈️

Air Force One seen flying. Dialogue from upper area of the plane: “Be careful flying over the Islamic Republic of Japan. They like firing missiles at us.”
Dialogue from the cockpit: “Please go back to sleep, Sir.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Jean Carroll Comes Calling. 📢

Jean Carroll seen at the front of the White House, shouting through a megaphone. “Hey! Sex Abuser! I’m here to collect the $5M you owe me!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

“I Think it’s Over.”

President Obama seen dressed in a tan suit, hand over stomach as he laughs.
Obama: “Memorandum of Understanding.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

A Talking-To.

Norwegian football star, Erling Haaland seen holding Trump up by the top of his suit. Haaland: “You need to stop!”