My owner forgot to close the drawer. A cat can’t just ignore an open drawer so I immediately began the on-site inspection. My findings: comfortable, pleasantly cool, an excellent hiding place. I didn't find any ham in it, which is a minus point but I think I'm taking possession. #cats #catsofbluesky

Monday doesn't bother me. But the 40 °C that will last for days and will only cool down to 34 °C on Friday, really does. The heat is exhausting. I won't be running around for the next few days. I’ll just lie sprawl out on the carpet like a black fur coat thrown onto a catwalk.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I always have fresh water, but not every cat and dog is this lucky as I am. If you can, please put out a bowl of fresh water in front of your house or in the yard in a shady place. It could save the life of a stray cat, dog, or even a thirsty bird in this intense heat.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

The heat has taken over here. Mischief? In this heat, even causing trouble requires too much energy. So I just lie here, stretch, sigh, and sometimes turn over on my other side. After all this exercise, of course, I need some more rest. It's important not to overdo sports.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

As I ate I thought about the lives of stray cats. They’re true survivors. They have to work for every bite. Then I thought that if we ever switched places, I’d probably starve to death in two days. They, on the other hand, would figure out how to open the treat drawer in an hour. #cat #catsofbluesky

I jumped up onto the bookshelf, looked around carefully, then picked out a completely innocent book and with an elegant paw gesture, flicked it to the floor. My owner reacted immediately: What have you done again? And I was happy to confirm that she passed the vigilance test.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

A roll of toilet paper was hanging down in the bathroom. I didn't like that. It's now distributed much more evenly. My owner didn't appreciate my work, even though it was creative and I even did gymnastics while doing it.🐈 I'm seriously asking: why doesn't she understand art? #cats #catsofbluesky

My Friday nap in the garden.🐈 The great cat sages formulated the eternal truth centuries ago: who sleeps little, is worth little. They also taught that enlightenment requires nothing more than a warm, sunny place and perfect indifference to everyone. #cats #catsofbluesky

I threw away my owner's phone. I could see the empty bowl in my mind’s eye. As for the treat, I’d filed it away under “nice memories” category. At dinnertime I put on my “I’ve done nothing wrong in my life” face and a miracle happened. My bowl was filled and I even got a treat. #cats #catsofbluesky

I’m offended and I have good reason to be. Ever since I scratched my owner’s palm in aninsignificant way, which I think she overdramatized, I have suddenly become a dangerous predator. She's ignoring me, doesn’t talk to me and doesn’t pet me. But at least she gave me to eat.🐾🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I slept on the terrace in the pleasant afternoon weather. In my dream, I was in a world where my owner's hand automatically moves towards the reward treats when I look at her and the phrase "you won't get any more because you've already eaten" simply doesn't exist.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

When my owner finished cleaning, she said she deserved a little reward. I also waited for my reward for helping her. But what do I see? She's in the living room, sprawled out on the couch and dieting. Slowly, her head disappears beneath the empty chocolate paper mountains.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner's favorite perfume broke and spilled in the bathroom. When she saw it, her face turned so red that even a tomato looked very pale in comparison. Of course she suspected me and said I won't get any treat for 3 days. But shhh, don't tell her, I know where she keeps it.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

A new week has begun. For me, Monday starts just like any other day of the week: a little stretching, a morning check to see if my bowl is full, and then I walk around the house. Every day I make sure that my owner wakes up on time, even if she has a different opinion about it.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I have a workout day today: lying on my back, leaning to the left, leaning from left to right, leaning from right to left, back to the starting position, and repeating until dinner is served. It’s a really great workout program, but it’s only for advanced users.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

The clothes dryer overturned by itself. I was calmly patrolling when the structure dramatically collapsed to the floor without any warning. Of course, I immediately rushed to the scene to investigate the matter. My expert opinion: It was unstable. Gravity works. I am innocent.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

It’s dinnertime, and my owner is fiddling with her tablet. She doesn’t even notice me, even though I’m staring at her like she is a can of tuna past its expiration date. I’m patient, for about five minutes. Then the “Meow Reminder” system kicks in at full volume.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner wants to eat ice cream after dinner. She said it wasn't for me and went to make me tuna ice cream but I'll have to wait for it. Well, I tasted it and it's cooling, silky creamy and tastes really good. She wasn't telling the truth because it is definitely a treat for me. #cats #catsofbluesky

Today started pretty early because I did a test alarm at 2:00 a.m.. I was just checking to see if my owner would react in an emergency. She did. Then she went back to sleep. The official wake-up time was 4:10 a.m. because my breakfast wouldn't have gone into my bowl by itself.🐱 #cats #catsofbluesky

Yesterday my owner didn't get home from the garden party until around midnight. Now she keeps asking if I’m angry. Actually, I’m not angry I'm just keeping my usual three-day sulk that can be soothed with reward treats, and the more often I get it, the sooner I make peace.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I spent the afternoon with my dear friend. We played a lot, and by now we’re both exhausted. While resting, I pondered the life of a dog. I considered the barking, the submissive behavior, the ball-chasing, and the whole “fetch” exercise. And I decided to stay a cat.🐕🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky #dogs

Luckily I survived the heat and ventured out into the garden today. Finally, the weather is good for mischief again. Starting tomorrow, the calmness and the whole day lying down, will be over. I'll be working all weekend to make sure my owner doesn't have a minute of peace.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

Today at 4:03 I started the day. My owner wasn't happy, even though I purred so sweetly in her ear. If we didn't get up so early, she wouldn't have had time to play with me, I wouldn't have been able to have breakfast twice and she wouldn't have been able to admire the sunrise.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

This hellish heat will be over tomorrow. It's time because I've gotten lazy, and I couldn't think of any mischief to get up to. We used air conditioning, cooling mat, fan to survive, but what relieved the heat the most was the sufficient amount of reward treats.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I sit at the window, watching the sky. I’m getting ready for my nighttime Full Moon shift. At this time my fur shines, my eyes sparkle mystically and things fall off the shelves in a completely inexplicable way. This happens because of gravity and the Moon’s energy.🌕🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

Proper hydration is especially important on hot summer days. I have water bowls but I have to taste the fish's water because I know from experience that someone else's is tastier. E.g., today I got chicken thighs for dinner but, the one on my owner's plate was much tastier.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

In the heat: During the day, cats only need to move enough to get from their bowl to their sleeping spot. Owners are required to provide fresh water and if necessary fan their purring pets. Treats should be considered a heatstroke prevention medication and should be given hourly. #cat #catsofbluesky

When I looked out the window, I saw that the world was melting, so instead of getting into mischief, I switched to survival mode because of the heat. So, I stretched out and fell asleep in the coolest spot in the house. And look what a wonderful, cooling dream I had.⬇️🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner happily showed off her new books. I looked at her questioningly: Didn’t you bring me anything? She had the nerve to say: Your cupboard is full of all kinds of goodies. I don’t understand the connection. Her bookshelf is full, too. Yet she came home with a pile of books. #cat #catsofbluesky

I had just settled into the bathtub since I thought it would be a good place for an afternoon nap when my owner turned on the shower. She found this very fun. Now I’m drying off with an offended face and I’m considering filing a complaint with the Cat Rights Office.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky