Tough break for progressives. El Sayed just announced he’s turning Fetterman after his big win. Says he’s only going to talk about anti-trans stuff from now on and his bad fashion thing will be those bucket hats with the top cut out so he can spike his hair through
Thrilled to announce that Haley Stevens has agreed to become my newest wife, joining Debra Messing, Clara Jeffery, Naomi Wolf, Jennifer Rubin, Taylor Lorenz and Tila Tequila at the Clyne compound. She will assume the role of Erotic Game Night Coordinator
3 different approaches?
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 17h agoAaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D
It was the thrill of a lifetime to see Rock Boy at the main event stage at Lolla Palooza last night. He brought the house down with hits like “Dance Time,” “Party Dance,” and “Party”
I’ve given up on my Arf Kelly animated series ever getting picked up. And to put, literally, the old dog to bed: yes. The dog does the same stuff as the real R. Kelly
My Spider-Man: Brand New Day review: Incomplete I left after the Jumanji: Open World trailer. I felt kind of stupid a few hours later when I realized I forgot about the movie. Kind of just got wrapped up in the Jumanji stuff and spaced
(Close up of Johnny Depp grinning devilishly with a thick graying mustache) Before he was a Cap’n, he was… CRUNCH
Getting ready for my big hamboning set at Lolla. I go on at 7 and will hambone for 3 hours. Palms and thighs will be red as hell for my beautiful hamheads
This is only natural now that they have to split their Lebron-Lakers agenda. They won't have time for Cowboys stuff in the winter now that they have to talk about 2 NBA things
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 6d agoFirst Take has debated the Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl chances every single day this week. awfulannouncing.com/nfl/first-ta...
One thing no one seems to be talking about with the Jared Leto stuff is that there might be an opening in 30 Seconds To Mars
Just punched a hole in my wall consumed by anger over cancel culture. There’s blood all over the floor and my wife is cowering in fear. Better turn to ayahuasca
Rare time when the ad patch actually fits
Tony East@tonyreast.bsky.social · 7d agoPacers are bringing back the pinstripes for 2026-27:
Can this guy do anything original? Wears MJ's number, does a pregame chalk ritual, made his own Space Jam, now a Last Dance doc? Even his "Silencer" celebration was stolen from Nick Van Exel.
NBA Daily News@insidenbanews.bsky.social · 7d agoLeBron James, ESPN closing in on agreement for behind-the-scenes documentary that will be similar to "The Last Dance," per Andrew Marchand.
Thinking about organizing a grand race around the world for the ultimate prize
Yikes. I was about to release my own pro-Israel song written with the help of AI but looks like people are pretty resoundingly opposed to that sort of thing. Sometimes not being first is a good thing
It was pretty cool to see some of my sketchbook illustration in the store today! 3 Floyds Brewing just reissued a 30th anniversary edition of the original Robert the Bruce Scottish Ale.
Just ran into Chris Nolan at DeMille’s (legendary movie director’s bar near Parrot Pier). He says women aren’t interesting which is why he doesn’t write them good. He says no one can make a woman movie because it would need men to rig it and no man would ever rig a woman movie
Let recap the espn LeBron coverage this summer: 1. He won’t seek less than a max deal 2. He will take a discount and is likely staying with the Lakers 3. He is leaving LA and never entertained returning 4. It’s down to Cleveland, Miami, or Golden State 5. He is signing with Philly for $4mil a year
Good news for 76ers fans who want Nick Nurse fired
Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · 2w agoPer Shams Charania, LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.
This is important work but personally I think Congress has moved on too quickly from investigating the Bad Bunny halftime show
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · 2w agoSen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), 92, gave a floor speech today about Caitlin Clark, calling out her "unfair treatment" and saying WNBA refs aren't doing their jobs. He ended with this:
Can’t tell you how many new friends I’ve made in the Ebenezer community. It inevitably comes up anytime I’m out at a bar, street fest, etc. Haven’t felt anticipation like this honestly in forever
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
For years I’ve been warning our government that China was developing an advanced arsenal of oar-based weapons for the pending boat skirmish war. Let’s see if people start listening
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 2w agoThe extraordinary skirmish took place around the Second Thomas Shoal, a submerged reef that both China and the Philippines claim as their own as they vie for sovereignty in the South China Sea.
Now watching the historically accurate remake of Masters of the Universe
Norma’s first act as our house’s new Chief Executive Cat was to eat a big leaf on the porch then go inside to throw it up. Not a great start!
We had to say goodbye to our boy Larry today. The Kingpin. He made it to 19 this past Sunday. He was a resident of 4 different cities and a fixture in our lives. He was a mooch, a snuggler, a menace, and a buddy all at once. There’s no replacing him. He was one of one 💔
Stephen A and Kendrick Perkins are so infinitely knowledgeable about basketball it only makes sense to fire all other sports reporters at espn. They can handle all of it
