it smells of leather, wool, and her <3 life is good

dorian@dandeliondyk3.bsky.social · 3w ago

beautiful women in my direct messages are conspiring to steal my lambswool sweater i accidentally stole from my ex's mother (ily danielle)

autism faux pas central today n idk. what im doing wrong but ik its something. hence the autism part ig

they need to make packers for growers

worst part of gender dysphoria is not being able to wear skirts for easy access

boobcest (hooking up w a girl who's the same bra size as u)

sleepy t4t dyke dry humping in like 30 minutes life is so good

in my defense i have someone who asked to be receiving my nudes to see my lighting choices n no they dont wanna fuck me i asked

dorian@dandeliondyk3.bsky.social · last wk.

thinking shes flirting w me when she says she could tan my hide n turn me into leather n not when shes calling my nudes hot

putting the leash before the collar

thinking shes flirting w me when she says she could tan my hide n turn me into leather n not when shes calling my nudes hot

theyre putting me in the dissociative disorder machine tmrw they said i wont feel a thing

hi guys im a vampire im not late for halloween am i

sneedhon social

how it feels to be in the basement of dalston superstore

maia arson crimew 🏴@crimew.gay · 2w ago

i hear they added fog of war to casual sex in the latest update

* fixing my dog nose makeup and making sure my tail is well attached * yeah i know too much abt warhound for a guy who cant read it

thinking about when i came home from dinner with family friends i grew up with but hadnt seen in a bit and i was. basically teaching them sex ed and my flatmate looked me up n down n said i looked sleazy

Count Scoopula@girlbatz.bsky.social · 3w ago

Smoking, being into cars, driving a manual, being a little sleazy or trashy

pistachios,,,,,,,,,,

crispy flatbread with olive oil n chunky sea salt,,,,, mmmmm

dorian@dandeliondyk3.bsky.social · 3w ago

craving actual bread instead of getting bred for once

making my beloved portland perverts in my phone go to the leatherdyke halloween workshops n take notes for me

i hate gay halloween what do you mean ur domming someone while dressed as snoopy into domming ur friend who is dressed as miffy

dbt propaganda'ing at beautiful women in my dms as we speak

dorian@dandeliondyk3.bsky.social · 3w ago

i am dbt's most enthusiastic propagandist ily dbt

craving actual bread instead of getting bred for once

i am dbt's most enthusiastic propagandist ily dbt

theyre making so many women in labs for me at a certain point its like. can we work on curing cancer or like treatments for my chronic illnesses

trying to fight off the disordered eating thoughts by going it was fat bear week for a reason !! # fattening me up for the winter

transmascs will be like yeah my pots medication is working too well i dont think im sweaty enough for the armpit stink competition at the leather edition of testo hunkie where all profits go to someones top surgery n they do an arm wrestling championship every time