Danforth
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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking Then we might as well have a parade
My sister lives in Perth. I asked her about this and she was like "oh yeah I've been to that pub. They're shit but everyone down there is shit. You survive and move on."
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 8h agoJust watched Hotel Coolgardie, which makes a strong case for an immediate invasion of Australia.
This is a great episode if you're like me and you kind of have a broad idea of the recent FIFA shenanigans but not the dirty deets.
Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social · 23h agonew @doublepivotpodcast.bsky.social ! the FIFA - UEFA cold war turns hot, Infantino out(?), explaining what the heck was going on with the failed Kushner private capital plan and what is (and isn't) possible for the future of FIFA and football governance youtu.be/AHJgjmUoqHM?...
Just hammer spanked a lunch buffet at the Batesville Mazzio's, AMA
This game is peak Remembering Some Guys. I may never be seen again.
futi@futi.live · 2d agoSpin a wheel and pick one player per club and season for your lineup, then simulate your team against the Premier League or MLS. The game uses a decade of real player data from futi's models, including player ratings, skills and styles that affect team fit. Build a balanced team to be Centurions!
The best time to look for a new job is while you still have a job, I guess
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 3d agoOh, I see what's going on here. The Enes Kanter Diminishing Minutes Special. I should've checked a long time ago.
I'd like to congratulate the WNBA commissioner for not kicking the first Nazi out of the bar. Your bar is now a Nazi-welcoming zone and it's your fault.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
Probably not a great sign that he's leading with his lawyer's "muddy the waters" argument.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Since COVID-era school shutdowns are in the discourse today, it's worth remembering that they saved lives, which was their intent. There were and are tradeoffs, some preventable and others not, but they did their job well.
This is the level of seriousness that the anthem should be taken with, tbh
Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 4d agoOkay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
Speaking right to the people who listen to Jelly Roll with that message
Dominic@domoffinland.bsky.social · 4d agothis guy gets it
Here's today's gentle reminder that if you worry today about trauma in the future, you suffer twice (I just realized that Laura Dern will die and that I will likely be alive for it)
It brings me no joy to report that conservatives are getting better at comedy (and that liberals are scared).
That's it, keep sending folks down the road to Lost Forty while I park it at literally any of the other finalists for a much better beer (shout out to Moody Brews and Stone's Throw (LRs most underrated brew situation)).
Arkansas Times@arktimes.bsky.social · 5d agoOf the three Arkansas Times polls we host every year, Best of Arkansas covers the most ground, calling upon our readers to weigh in on their favorite places and entities across the realms of recreation, dining, medicine, commerce, culture and beyond.
While I think this analysis missed the mark, broadly, I think that the featuring one (or more) trans voices in the piece would have been the most beneficial thing that the author could have done and is also where the author failed the most.
Seerat Sohi@seeratsohi.bsky.social · 7d agoIf a tripod is set up on a sidewalk and nobody stops to yell at it, does it even make a sound? On Sophie Cunningham and a league that's finally learning to turning down the temperature: www.theringer.com/2026/07/29/w...
We seem to eat a lot of shit so maybe that's the most millennial food
Adam L@adam-lg.bsky.social · 6d agoGotta lighten up the discourse around here. What's the most "millennial" food?
I suspect that further analysis will reveal an inverse relationship with the Fucks To Give data points
Ygrene@ygrene.bsky.social · last wk.i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same
It's a little bit more of a "yep that'll ride" situation than an arrangement.
Immigrant Punk@porcupunk.eurosky.social · last wk.Enough of the horrors and doom scrolling. Let's talk about something fun. How do you arrange your books?
Josh Hawley has a law degree from Yale. He know that "no honest person pleads the fifth" is a lie, and he understands why it's a lie. But he also know that the audience he's performing for doesn't know that and doesn't understand it, and he values the performance over his own honesty.
Renee DiResta@noupside.bsky.social · 7d agoJosh Hawley self-owned in his questioning and then doubled down.
I'm very glad today that I got to see Glen Hansard and Eddie Vedder duet their way through Falling Slowly. What a troubadour. What a legend.
"He doesn't know that I could best him in five different ways in a duel with swords"
Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · last wk.Caption contest
This @gmail.com ass atty has me in stitches with this one
Arkansas Times@arktimes.bsky.social · last wk.Founders of a whites-only community in north Arkansas are suing a British TV producer for defamation for including an allegedly photoshopped "Whites Only" graphic in their documentary about the community.
Jesus fucking Christ me in the ass, that is bleeeeaaaaakkkkkk
Catherina Gioino@catgioino.bsky.social · last wk.I wrote about how much Americans wagered on sports betting in 2025 and how it’s more than they spent on movies, art, museums and music combined. Read my article @fortunemagazine.bsky.social fortune.com/2026/07/26/g...
Are those Chiquita "Funding Nicaraguan Death Squads" Banana bananas or are those ethical bananas
Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑@emilylhauser.bsky.social · last wk.I'm sorry this is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen
