🚨Breaking🚨: FDA recalls 100 tons of food, because it forgot to properly lace them with toxins to kill us all.
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I report accounts that ask for me for donations, unless I follow. #NAFO Snark Political Ohms Vires in numeris. Mundus sine caesaribus.
🚨Breaking🚨: FDA recalls 100 tons of food, because it forgot to properly lace them with toxins to kill us all.
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Wouldn't renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America imply that America is not Superior?
They call it Bluesky, because their whole cloud is gone.
They call it Bluesky, because their whole cloud is gone.
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Only vote for who you'd want your kids to become.
🇺🇦 KANSAS CITY AREA FELLAS 🇺🇦 Come celebrate Ukraine's 35th birthday with me tomorrow! We even have two NAFO fellas coming all the way from Omaha to join. 🥰 #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar #NAFO #NAFOfellas #fellas
Russians struck a minibus in Kherson with an FPV drone, killing 4 people and injuring 5 others. Their "human safari" in Kherson and across the frontline has reached unprecedented levels. They hunt and kill civilians 24/7.
🇺🇦 KANSAS CITY 🇺🇦 Not only are we hosting a Ukrainian Independence Day party on 8/23, but we're also having a borshch cook-off! 💃🏻 #Ukraine #KansasCity #NAFO #NAFOfellas #fellas
The president of the United States can eat a bag of dicks.
The president of the United States can eat a bag of dicks.
Anyone know tech support here? This feature isn't working for Mitch McConnell:
Hurry up, I have a 20 minute call with Mitch!
Hurry up, I have a 20 minute call with Mitch!
War Monitor: ‘US intelligence has confirmed the drone found with explosives on Leipzig airport runway was from Russian intelligence services. A confirmation that Russia is trying to attack critical infrastructure at the heart of NATO territory...’
Anyone know tech support here? This feature isn't working for Mitch McConnell:
When do we get mustard, relish, and mayo slices?
Bulldozers tearing up Big Bend National Park, just downriver from Santa Elena Canyon. This is a crime scene. IG: @ laiken_jordahl
When do we get mustard, relish, and mayo slices?
Pretty smart until you're standing in front of a tesla. 💀
digital camouflage turns computational noise into wearable shield against AI surveillance
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