So it's Mayonnaise Day on Blewski huh?

That's what teeth are for

unnatural girlfriend@sliceofwife.bsky.social · 3y ago

men act like they’re so brave until it’s time to pull out my tampon

Still alive if anyone was curious

Against my better judgment I am still here

Still alive Remnant 2 DLC coming in hot

Bendis is an all timer. Gonna read this.

Kieron Gillen@kierongillen.bsky.social · 3y ago

Read Masterpiece #1 by Bendis/Maleev. Prodigious child abandoned by Gentleperson thief parents has their past catch up with her. Bendis' crime works were some of my first indie crushes, and I adore him playing in this space, and Maleev's mood is impeccable throughout, and even playful. Out December.

Weekly check in I'm alive and might actually have met someone I will not elaborate

Still alive folks

Weekly check in still alive

Who the fuck is Charlie and what the fuck does his horse have to do with this cramp in my leg?

Weird day to open this app. If someone is doing a good thing for a bad reason, let them do the good thing. For fuck's sake.

I'm curious as to what part of that post registered in your mind as "antisemitic rhetoric". And by "curious", I mean simultaneously amused and disgusted by your implication.

We sold the weapons to Hamas and that makes this comedy

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3y ago

The White House has released a statement on Israel:

Shoutout to the girl who said "lmfao I'm not joining the IDF" and went to prison instead, all the while getting messages out through her Taylor Swift stan account

Every month is Pride month fuck bigots.

Since I've mostly evacuated social media I don't know exactly what's going on in Palestine right now but it's always FUCK ISRAEL

Correct

Matt the Dad Dude@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 3y ago

God is real and he hates Christian Rock just as much as everyone else

After such a stressful month of not being able to get my doctor on the phone I am happy to announce that I am, once again, properly medicated.

Don't tell my mom but I wish i died in the womb so I'd never have to experience this shit

You need a big tiddy goth girlfriend. I need a lobotomy. We are the same.

It's been a while but I'm still waiting for someone to BRING ME THE TWINK

You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to the SS.

Palika@pkoncsik.bsky.social · 3y ago

Furthermore being member of SS doesn't mean you are war criminal, Nürnberg explicitly said this. There were more than a million Waffen SS non German members for example, some of them are automatically enlisted others (like in Ukraine) it was the means of survival.

Shoutout to System of a Down for BYOB winning a fuckin Grammy in 2005 lmfao

I bet I could find a post in less than 5 minutes that I can tie to fascism like a virtue signal speed run. I won't because I'm a Good Person™ but I could.

Reminder that they took pop-up headlights from us because they could potentially injure pedestrians.

Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 3y ago

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

How do you make a song called Rich Men North of Richmond and manage to take swipes at poor people while singing about the plight of poor people? What a poisoned fucking brain.

Half a pack of smokes and a single dime of dope that only exists to keep me honest