Danielle
@daniellie.bsky.social
Philly, physically. Stardew Valley, mentally. DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
I know Minirity Report was long and extremely boring at times, but it got all of this correct.
Santa Monica, CA billboards are being installed that will connect directly to your phone. Your phone will connect to the add that is being advertised as you walk past the billboard. This is 💯 invasion of your privacy!
I really like that, though he’s a horrifying monstrosity and the principle villain of the film, Oogie boogie still submits a verse for the yearly song-along.
Watching the Sunday political shows makes you realize why tarring and feathering was a thing.
It’s the future and everyone actually has 15 minutes of gambling addiction.
I’m ready to campaign for a squirrel to get rid of this fuckup.
My gosh. Fetterman pretended to be sick to avoid meeting three paralyzed veterans from rural PA…and then went to do a Fox interview on Israel. He agreed to meet a lawmaker who drove from PA to talk about homeless and working people…and then bailed & met pro-Israel Bruce Pearl.
I’m old enough to have seen them try to make folding touchscreens happen 3 different times.
Had a dream so awful I repeatedly said “I wish this were a dream” and turns out it was so that’s cool.
They’re closing my favorite museum. I’m fine.
I feel like I’m going to throw up
I had this thing and still had to sit under a 300w bulb to see what I was doing.
light boy, game boy accessory, print ad, imagery (1992) archive.org/details/elec...
He even fucked up the acronym for the Great Lakes. Like what the fuck is HAMES?
What if the Propofol was allowing Michael Jackson to access a dimension where he was Michael Smithson, father of 3 and lineman from Joplin, Missouri?
Getting my juices flowing blocking left-wing accounts who share AI images for the clicks.
My dudes we are having our munitions depleted by a Fox News host.
Average Human Being: I have to come up with a username for this videogame? Better include balls.
I refuse to take medical advice from someone whose skin tone is #ff0000
RFK Jr defends measles: "In 10 years, there have been 3 measles deaths in America. There are now about 1.2 million deaths every year from food-induced illness. The media and certain demagogic politicians are constantly trying to scare us about infectious disease."
I got an albatross in switch sports golf before it promptly lost my connection, thus taking points from my rank. I’m pretty sure this is what Buddha was talking about.
My Saturday morning rabbit hole for 8/29/2026: Crybaby’s Hatchet face
If Russia wasn’t being such a dick they could have the greatest Halloween season based around Stalin’s corpse. I’d go.