New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors https://theonion.com/new-ted-lasso-season-aims-to-teach-viewers-about-shapes-colors/
Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
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Houston's too humid. What about this "died" thing? C'est cool, man. https://letterboxd.com/danscarfone/
This gave me the strength to take on the day
Hell yeah, Gay Bible. This thing is filthy.
Sorry, my little poopoos, but Ted Lasso always sucked.
"Local pervert mentions prayer (twice) and god in sex pest resignation tweet." Neat culture!
Aaron Fritschner@fritschner.bsky.social · 7h agoChuck Edwards, the Republican Congressman from NC-11 with a weird/creepy staffer sexual harassment ethics case open, abruptly ended his reelection campaign at 3:32 am this morning. The local GOP committee will select his replacement; the seat (where I grew up in WNC) is currently rated a tossup
You don’t have to hate Eli Roth for this! You can hate him because his movies are bad and because he’s a bad person!
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 18h agoEli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’. “It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.” (Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)
Mark Carney is just a Baystreet Chud with a politician's head and a Pinocchio's body. He would happily make you suffer for money.
Avi Lewis@avilewis.ca · 23h agoAs I received this news today here in British Columbia, the wildfire smoke blankets the sky, our eyes are burning and our kid is complaining of a sore throat from it. And we’re the lucky ones. 🧵 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
Toronto could have this. All we have to do is de-amalgamate. If the residents of Etobicoke, North York, East York, and Scarborough don't want a beautiful and livable city, then we should cut them the fuck loose. #DanielScarfoneForMayor2026 #DeAmalgamateToronto #HashtagCutiePie
Clarence Eckerson Jr./Streetfilms@streetfilms.bsky.social · yesterday“Traffic Got Evicted!” Is one of the best branding campaigns ever. Thank you Hudson Square on Little 6th! New Manhattan pedestrian square has one of the best street murals ever. I took a 4mph #bikenyc ride thru so you can experience the flow.
When your media company is run by someone who likes media. Can't not love what Dropout does.
Dropout@dropout.tv · yesterdayLet Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social
Classic #HamOnt
Canada's National Observer@nationalobserver.com · yesterdayHamilton's sudden reversal away from a bylaw intended to control data centres has left other municipalities worried about the legal risks of writing their own — and wondering what convinced Hamilton’s elected officials to flip their votes.
All you have to do to kill Thanksgiving is stop celebrating it. Do something else with the days off and tell everyone you know how much it rules to have a 4-day weekend in November to just go to town on yourself. Fixed it!
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 2d agoCNN’s Kaitlan Collins asks Francesca Hong, the leading candidate in Wisconsin’s Democratic gubernatorial primary, whether she still believes Thanksgiving should be canceled. Hong gives a response that will satisfy no one.
The entire solar capacity of Spain. 555-COME-ON
Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2d agoAbsolutely unbelievable how solar power has taken off worldwide during the Hormuz oil crisis. You don't have to hand it to him, but Trump may have done more to finally kick off a global civilization of effete librul solar users than anyone else in the West
Every industry can do this. People like Tobi Lutke and Elon Musk are fundamentally useless clods without labour. It's your money, not theirs.
WestJet resumes flights from Toronto after reaching tentative deal with flight attendants’ union
The two sides agreed to a tentative deal early Monday morning that the union said addresses the “wage gap” between flight attendants at WestJet and other Canadian carriers.
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Good website. Maybe the CEO should address how much the Trending/Explore functions suck butt.
Just remembered that Jordan Peterson is still technically alive.
Liberals care more about money than literally anything else. Cool party. Cool leader.
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · 2d agoMark Carney has: -scrapped consumer carbon tax -scrapped oil/gas emissions cap -cut $1.3B from environment Canada -weakened industrial carbon pricing -axed 2 billion trees program -approved 1M barrels/day pipeline -weakened greenwashing laws While this is happening:
Some opinions are worth less than others, because the person expressing them is a fucking ding-dong.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Old man made to look like a sloppy bitch, over and over.
Ashton Pittman@ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 2d agoUpdate: No deal, back to war, Trump says.
