I asked chatgpt if you can make pasta with clam sauce by pouring a can of chowder over some spaghetti and it didnt sass me like my wife did. Another huge L for AI
Dan Jordan
@danjordan.bsky.social
Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.
Hamburger Helper sells boxes of stuff you add beef to. They should also sell a box of beef you add other stuff to. And then sell a third combined game of the year edition
I've put on some weight lately but in my defense I've been stress eating for about 40 years
My scientists have been working day and night and finally we have created xxxx porn
as Orson Welles once said, javascript is an aesthetically unpleasant language. visually grotesque.
I wish I could be the kind of guy who had fun online handles like Samsara L. Jackson but I just dont feel that's me
"I bought this before he went crazy" sticker on my charles manson memorabilia
Instead of retweeting the same image with alt text, bluesky should let people add alt text to the original if none exist. The result would be so catastrophic that everyone would make sure to include it from the start
hey okay so quick question but why the hell cant we have good things?
Harrison G. Pink 🔜 DragonCon@gilespink.bsky.social · 5d agoThe other (much smaller) game @shoomlah.bsky.social and I worked on near the end of our time at Cyan is shown here (@ 28:07). "WhoD'nit?", a Myst visual novel / Phoenix Wright style murder mystery (and yes you would obviously be able to flirt with all the suspects!) I still really want to make this.
Looking for one specific post from someone. Fortunately, I don't know when they posted it, what words they used, and they post a LOT every day
If someone does this on my flight I'm rushing the cockpit
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
I persuade myself from not porting my game* to a new engine with one very powerful rationalization: the engine doesnt hold me back as much as my incompetence
Me: and then I refactored the class so it incurs less overhead 5 or 6 Supermodels: wow! please tell us more
Sorry. Typo. Meant to say I'm being tormented by the machinations of a trickster dog
[closes a tab on halberds] [closes a tab on Cliff Burton] [closes a tab on hentai] [closes a tab on the EPA]
"my own blood boy" they're calling it madmaxxing
worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2w agoextremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
the Billy Idol song '77 features Avril Lavigne, who wouldn't be born for another 7 years
back on my bullshit (remixing the same song over and over because I can only learn the hard way)
Currently doing that thing where you finish implementing something and immediately realize there's a much better way to do it
I optimized stuff for domain reloading and now my game crashes about 40% faster
Ignoring the spirit of the post entirely to note that I wrote the lyric "cathedrals of sinners watching gods torn down" and I still adore it
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
If you say "more like Magic the Separating" they give you the divorce attorney medal of honor
