BREAKING NEWS: Andy Burnham announces latest Manchesterisation reform with Pret A Manger to be renamed Get A Scran(ger) as new branding for the London lunch chain is revealed:
Ruth Husko
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When you check out of a hotel they should give you some money back for being good
Glad people are telling me to drink more water in the heatwave as I quietly lower my crisp glass of piping hot rawlplugs
Me every five minutes: ‘Actually Jude Bellingham is from the Black Country, NOT Birmingham’☝️😏
Insolvency administrators when they see a WHSmith/Claire’s Accessories
‘I asked Grok, I asked Chat GPT’ ok well I asked Michael Owen and he said ‘tremendous by the way’
Fair play to Messi at the World Cup after putting in a shift at Savers this morning
Someone on Vinted listing garments currently in the process of being dragged back into the void by malevolent presence. No returns x
National treasure @dankackroyd.bsky.social came on the podcast for our discussion about the composition of "cat juice" - the only substance that would cure ALF's hiccups. open.spotify.com/episode/2FnN... Other episodes are available, why not delve into our back catalogue?
My first ep on Frank Off The Radio is out! Listen before I’m sent back to the forge hammer 🏭👩🏻🏭
🚨🚨🚨 BUYER BEWARE when ordering from Vinted lest you be publicly exposed as a pervert in Londis 📦🤔
If you know anyone who doesn’t believe in global warming tell them I just went in the M & S food hall and it was warm
Does anyone know if Arsenal have won the Premier League? Can’t find anything about it online, very frustrating
It’s wrong to take pictures of people without consent and post them online so what I will say is man with a big crucifix strapped to his back with ‘JESUS’ stencilled on it under a ‘Tommy Robinson Movement’ sticker is having a nightmare trying to fit through these ticket barriers
Just told a lad blasting music on the train to put his headphones in and his Dad was sat next to him
You ever think about how when Sean Bean receives post he’s addressed as Mr Bean. Kind of fucked up