“I’m not always borrowing books. Sometimes I donate them. People deserve to see the good stuff I’m writing.”
Marisa Kirisame
@danmakupower.bsky.social
The one in black and white, the master of the master spark, the protector of humans and exterminator of youkai, the fastest in gensoukyou, the one who makes the stars shine, the excruciatingly ordinary human, me! #thrp (Run by @grilledlamprey.bsky.social )
"Here I am, flying around, exploding 500 fairies, minding my own business, and what is this I just happen to overhear? Now I'm just a casual listener, buuuut I do detect a hint of an implication that 'everything' is associated with, I dunno, some sort of danmaku 'output'?"
Trust me, most of us know that, on account of having been the opponent on the receiving end of "everything"
"Look, Seiga is Yoshika's horse, ok? Or maybe Yoshika is the horse... Well no matter how you look at it there's definitely a horse!"
"What's that? Why can't I turn around and shoot behind me? Uhhh maybe I just don't want to, didya think of that?"
"I need to make some money... Can someone cause an incident so I can beat them up or something?"
"Ah, it's finally the season for roasting sweet potatoes, the perfect food on a crisp windy day! Almost as good as mushrooms. Way better than bread, obviously."
"Wow, they may be a little overrated but they're still a delicacy! Some people have no taste I guess..."
Foul Detective Satori, chapter 2 page 17 #touhou
“I borrowed this ‘black tea’ from the m- uh, someone. Ptooey! Western tea is crap!”
(Now that there’s another Marisa I might change this sccount… Maybe to Kasen, I dunno.)
"Mushrooms! They're like meat from the ground! Buy some today!"
Marisa's Signature Stew Serves 1 Ingredients: All Cook in cauldron over open flame, serve hot
“Weird beans, come an’ get ‘em! First come first served!”
Lotus Eaters, chapter 28 page 19 #touhou
“The mansion sure seems busy lately… But does it make them more distracted, or more alert…”
(Something weird is happening to my Kyouko account, it won’t let me load my feed or post?)
"The last thing I remember was eating a lot of these rare mushrooms and the last couple weeks was a blur or something. For sale at my shop."
"Ohhh hey guys... Uhh I was just here, obeying the law and stuff, what's up?"
"Please go to Geidontei and order the most expensive soup, you will like it, don't ask questions."
"If anyone needs anything blown up, or borrowed, or cooked into a stew, I can help!"
PBBBBBT PTOOY PTOOY accidentally ate a straight mushroom