Under the Papaya Rules Lando now must stop on the side of the track and also try to break his gearbox
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Oscar Piastri blaming his team for Sainz running into him and then losing well over 10s to Norris in less than 20 laps is an all-time Mark Webber Memorial Award contender. That's proper number two driver activities.
Max "moving under braking" Verstappen complaining about Lewis.... leaving him space and not causing a crash like Max would have. Lol
in the Fucking Minging section of the shop does anyone want anything?
At some point every other IndyCar team has to be smart enough to deploy the "just pit when Palou pits" or "just stay out if Palou is staying out" strategy. It's the one that always gets lucky because CGR make it that way.
How much shit is currently in Trump's adult diaper as he waddles off of that stage
It only takes this long to get 22 fellas to stand on a stage and lift a trophy in America
Never a foul in a million years. If Spain don't go on to win this they've been robbed
Nothing says "exciting halftime show" like Justin Bieber slowly signing about Jesus nonsense whilst looking like 2002 David Beckham
No BTS fans are here so I can say that was utterly horrid and 28,000 15 year olds won't jump down my throat for doing so
We had our finest men reconstruct Madonna from the blood of 5,000 children just so she could look like a ghoul for the World Cup Final halftime nonsense
Feels like we're missing a lot of the midfield battling with the TV direction. They'd rather show the leaders doing nothing than a four-car battle from P8 to P12 and it's been the case all bloody year.
Wait, what? So a 50-50 which even the driver going out called a racing incident gets a penalty, but the slam dunk where it was blatantly obvious one driver moved under braking and caused a collision is no further investigation. I'm sorry what? 😂😂😂 #F1
“He didn’t leave enough space” yeah man you probably shouldn’t have tried squeezing in then
Being an FIA steward involves not watching the race that's happening, crapping your pants until they're full, and then looking at the rulebook and deciding it doesn't matter
same thing applies to asmongold as it did to elon
They want to get rid of movie reviews now 😭😭😭
we broke out the pingus tonight in honour of another glorious england defeat. this is top shelf prestige you can understand but never reach
Another big game and another Harry Kane Strava classic. Every time England really need him he just runs a 10k and falls over a few times
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
English bastards, send tweet, kill self and enjoy the sweet release of death
England are outplayed, their opponents get unlucky, they tap in a goal from 2 yards out and then scam a penalty from nothing. Then I'm told that a team that look like prime West Brom are winning the World Cup. Rinse and repeat.