Just wrote the dumbest comedy sketch for ShadowboxLive’s holiday show. It’s not “A Very Brady Christmas” dumb. Don’t insult me.
Danny Gallagher
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Writer for @mst3k Halloween show, Answers with Joe, Shadowbox Live, Coyote Sketch & The Mocky Horror Picture Show; watch us riff on Twitch every Monday at 8:30 pm central at http://bit.ly/mockyhorror
This is pretty dumb, even for the likes of Bari Weiss. "Ms. Weiss asked Mr. Bilton...to expand “60 Minutes” beyond a one-hour weekly broadcast..." Longer than an hour? The show is literally called "60 Minutes!" www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...
Ross Douthat Joins ‘60 Minutes’ as a Correspondent
Mr. Douthat, an opinion columnist at The New York Times, will join the CBS News program, along with several other journalists.
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Just finished two major applications to two major opportunities. I need a nap.
Thanks to that Zevo commercial and the new Jackass movie, I can’t get that Bonnie Tyler song out of my head.
I just signed a gym membership contract, which I’m sure involves ownership of my soul somehow.
Loved the ending to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Still hate that it happened.
BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery
I got back a note today about one of my creative projects that absolutely made me laugh: "This is absolutely not something that should be part of [REDACTED]."
Dammit, The Boys final season. Stop making me feel stuff besides anger and vengenance.
Is there anyone this empty sack of oatmeal WON'T talk down to? Everyone in the room laughs like morons out of fear that El Presidente gets his feelings hurt because he thinks being a jerk is what makes anyone funny aka Tony Hinchcliffe syndrome. www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Trump Torpedoes Little Girl’s Volleyball Dreams, Challenges Another Kid to a Fight in Bonkers Oval Office Riff
Trump poured cold water on one little girl's volleyball dreams and challenged another kid to a fight in a bonkers riff with children in the Oval Office.
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More @AnswersWithJoe awesomeness: Famous people! They can make awesome scientific and mathematical discoveries too! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbON...
Celebrities That Have Made Scientific Discoveries
YouTube video by Joe Scott
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Billion Dollar Idea No. 487: A Jackass board game. Make it a worker placement game except you can taser a Meeple in the crotch
Today I finished Joe Lansdale’s The Bottoms. Helluva read. It’s like To Kill a Mockingbird meets The Ritual
I’ve been ghosted so much this week, I’m wondering if I am one.
This is what Alex Jones considers a reasoned and well-thought out response to The Onion taking over his scam of a business. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/ale...
Alex Jones Goes on Wild, Shirtless, On-Air Tirade After The Onion Reaches Deal to Buy InfoWars: ‘They’re Body Snatchers!’
Alex Jones on Monday appeared on InfoWars shirtless to rage about The Onion reportedly reaching an agreement to buy his company.
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Well, that Iran ceasefire didn’t last long. Who could’ve guessed that doing the thing you don’t want someone else to do wouldn’t work as a strategy? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
Iran War Live Updates: Two Ships Are Fired On As Iran Says the Strait of Hormuz is Closed
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I love this. I really hope someone in the Defense department convinces Pete “Liquorhead” Hegseth that “Just keep swimming” is one of Jesus’ beatitudes. www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Pentagon Pete Cites Fake ‘Pulp Fiction’ Bible Verse in Bonkers Prayer Meeting
The defense secretary solemnly read the “prayer,” much of which seemed to be the lines delivered by a fictitious hitman in the 1994 film.
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I’ve always wanted to go on a cross country trip by train in a sleeper cab. Looks like the ultimate sound machine and rocking bed sleep. youtu.be/teN-Y1wAu78?...
Amtrak EMPIRE BUILDER Sleeper Train (Seattle to Chicago)
YouTube video by Jeb Brooks
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Just a friendly reminder that Joe Rogan is still full of it. www.mediaite.com/politics/wat...
WATCH: Donald Trump Enters UFC 327 to Big Roar — Then Approaches Joe Rogan After Podcast Star Has Ripped Iran War
President Donald Trump quickly approached podcast star and UFC commentator Joe Rogan at UFC 327 in Miami, after Rogan has ripped the Iran war in recent weeks
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Since “a certain someone” didn’t deliver an Easter message worth sharing, here’s one we deserve from the Artemis II astronauts. www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
Wolf Blitzer Shares Easter Message From Artemis II Astronaut
CNN's Wolf Blitzer signed off Sunday afternoon by sharing an Easter message from the Artemis II astronauts as they inch closer to the moon.
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Stories like this are proof that quality journalism is still hard at work. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
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Here’s the latest dumb government move that helps absolutely no one… www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/c...
Forest Service Will Close Research Stations That Study Wildfire Risk
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I don’t wanna hear any more news stories about Theo Von and Joe Rogan criticizing Trump at this stage. They helped him become president. They don’t get to have buyer’s remorse when they are the ones who did the selling.
I’m starting to wonder if our “Do Nothing Congress” think that’s a compliment. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
Trump Administration Live Updates: House Punts on D.H.S. Spending, Extending Shutdown
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Just got a rejection letter for a comedy writing submission and I'm not down. It came with such a great ending that I had to share. "Every comedian/writer has a folder full of ‘not this time’ messages and we sincerely hope this is not the thing that stops you. Keep writing. We’re rooting for you."
Got some good personal news that feels like an 800 pound weight has been lifted off my head. And no, removing a 800 pound weight off my head wasn’t the good news.
Got some really great new sketches in ShadowboxLive's latest show. Someone go see it for me! shadowboxlive.org/events/dirty...
Dirty Talk: A Sexy Sketch Comedy and Music Experience - Shadowbox Live
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