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@danozzi.bsky.social

universally beloved author www.danozzi.com linktr.ee/danozzi

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dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 3h ago

live nation is actively killing publications that cover new artists while also promoting festivals that almost exclusively cater to nostalgia and legacy acts. these problems are not unrelated.

Leor Galil@imleor.bsky.social · 5h ago

“Music publications BrooklynVegan, Alternative Press, Revolver, and Goldmine have been gutted by parent company Veeps... Nearly all the staff at each publication appear to have been laid off yesterday. Veeps, which is now owned by Live Nation, acquired the publications in 2024 or 2025”

dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 6d ago

some guy tried to talk to me about anthony fauci and i just said “i don’t know who that is.” total convo ender. dude genuinely short circuited. feel free to use it. can’t recommend enough.

dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 2w ago

i genuinely hope trying to make a historically accurate version of the odyssey makes elon go insane brian wilson style. locking himself in his office for years, long wispy beard, shouting at grok, "the giant cyclops is still too woke dammit!" truly the fate this loser bigot deserves.

dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 2w ago

tracy: argentina was robbed liz lemon! liz: wow tracy i didn’t know you cared about the world cup tracy: no that’s the name of the waitress at the strip club, she had her tips stolen

dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 4w ago

the meanest thing i can say about lindsey graham is that he's not even important enough to wake up my east coast friends with the news he died. gotta save those for the big dawgs.

dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 4w ago

listening to the guy next to me at lunch trying to explain the plot of widow’s bay to his bro. “and the island’s founder had a curse on him,” i nod. “that’s how come everything’s so spooky.”

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dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 4w ago

it's cool that your health insurance provider can just raise their prices or kick you off your plan and then send you an email that says Prioritizing Mental Health: You Are Not Alone

dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · 4w ago

in america we let our leaders hold their powerful positions until they get so old they start pissing and shitting themselves on tv, then spend a year getting weekend at bernied by their party, then they die and we forget about them immediately. it's not a perfect system but it's the one we've got.

dan ozzi@danozzi.bsky.social · last mo.

I wrote about Danny McBride’s new book of short stories and the cinematic universe of damaged men he has created. An honor to have it published at Hell World!

Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · last mo.

Dumb Funny Shit for (Gender Neutral) Dudes Week continues at Hell World today with our man @danozzi.bsky.social writing about Danny McBride's new book of short stories, Tim Robinson, Conner O’Malley and the dumbest shit of them all, the orange cheeto himself.