While on hold with AT&T today, I realized their hold music is the same music that's being played during the dance choreography scene during Richard Gere's part of "And the Band Played On" I've been thinking about that for hours now.
Dan Rackley
@danrfl.bsky.social
Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.
I may not know much, when when Aja Kong says dance....you DANCE!
David BASTARDspan@davidbix.com · 3d agoAja Kong did what
Just sitting here thinking about the Nikita Koloff babyface turn and how absolutely awesome that whole dam thing was.
I really hope everyone on this show has as good a time given the circumstances. They all really need something to smile about right now. #AEWDynamite
I don't watch AEW much, or much modern wrestling. I'm not one of these tribalistic fans. I just like wrestling. That Moxley promo at the beginning of Dynamite was at "wallowing in the muck of avarice" for me.
I always liked Sid because he seemed like a guy who in the middle of telling a story about beating a guy's ass would stop, ask how your mama's operation went, apoligize for not asking sooner, promise to send her flowers, and go right back into the ass whipping story without missing a beat.
KrisPLettuce@krisplettuce.bsky.social · last wk.Some people will tell you that Sid wasn't a good talker, I am not one of those people
Just thinking of the time Balls Mahoney somehow recognized me from meeting him at an ECW show in Michigan years before while at an indy show in Virginia, and when I asked how he was doing... "Great! Last night I got banned for life from wrestling in Maryland for getting color!"
"Gonna get him some ribs and greens!"
David BASTARDspan@davidbix.com · last wk.PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me, calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a fucking asshole in the first place He got knocked to the floor
R. Burris, Degenerate Extraordinaire@angiesdork.bsky.social · last wk.Living in the night 'Neath heavens torn asunder You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme As I'm closing in Imposing on your slumber You call on me as bells begin to chime Are you on the square? Are you on the level? Are you ready to swear right here, right now
I've got an old episode of Mid Atlantic on, and I would never normally admit this....but I really needed to see Bugsy McGraw cutting a weird promo where he sounded high as a giraffe's asshole right now.
@davidbix.com at a moment that I desperately needed a laugh, this did the trick.
David BASTARDspan@davidbix.com · 2y agoWhen the Death Riders are just hanging out, does Mox introduce PAC to people like "This is my friend Ben. He doesn't own pants." or something? #AEWDynamite
I never know what to say when a wrestler dies. But i'll say this... There's a strong chance that there was a little kid at All Out last night who thought PAC was the coolest wrestler ever. Because of that, that kid will be taking their grandchildren to wrestling one day. #PAC
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
JRKuervo@jrkuervo.bsky.social · last wk.this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Managed to get a little teeny eight inch racer snake out of the house today without acting like a child about it and now i'm all like...
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts with his Cobra
ALT: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts with his Cobra
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So I'm watching the Clash with THAT Sid/Nightstalker match.......my god, the Motor City Madman is one of the worst professional wrestlers I have ever seen.
I am just gonna go ahead and say it, one of the five greatest promos of the 1980s was Nelson Royal sitting around the campfire telling everyone how dangerous the Bunkhouse Stampede is.
A member of my family just got off a plane at the airport and said he saw this guy walk out of the cockpit...
Boy, if there is one thing that I just noticed about a political post I deleted, and the several people I just blocked....that some people are just goddamn stupid.
Had a person I just said fuck it and blocked for basically saying that everyone in that area deserved to drink PFAS contaminated water because the area voted in favor of trump in 2024. As if everyone voted for him, buncha assholes saying it.
Dan Rackley@danrfl.bsky.social · 2w agoAnd these gas prices are going to hit the folks in small northern counties the most. For example, towns like Oscoda and Harrisville in Iosco are 20-25 miles from the nearest Walmart. So if something beyond a grocery store purchase needs to be made, they now have to shell out more in gas to get it.
Like I haven't watched Taxi since the 90s when it was on Nick at Nite. But I got that goddamn box set because if I do wanna watch it I don't want to sit through two minutes of ads for cholesterol meds.
Dan Rackley@danrfl.bsky.social · 2w agoYou wanna know why over the past six years I have been amassing a physical media collection, not to mention the shit on external drives? SHIT LIKE THIS
Sometimes my brain will whisper "You debated getting into a fight with Jamie Dundee when he wouldn't stop asking what crime you committed to make the judge force you to join the Navy"
The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow@garbageskeleton.skin · 2w agoSometimes my brain will just whisper “Maria Menounos had a match at WrestleMania” to me and I have to sit down a think about that for a minute.
True story: I was in LA for Mania 21, and after the Hall of Fame ended my friend and I were getting off an elevator as Akebono and his handlers were getting on. Soon as the door closed, I looked at my friend and said, "We just dodged a fucking bullet didn't we?"
Lee Casebolt@leecasebolt.bsky.social · 2w agoAkebono sumodb.sumogames.de/Rikishi.aspx...
I kinda wanna know what his opinion is on the theory that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle sent that guy to punch Harry Houdini for Houdini's work in debunking mediums.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoRFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
Hey guys, I just went to the kitchen to make a sandwich....what's the William Regal stuff all about?
My man has a face that just screams supervised visitation.
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3w agoMy man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
Ok folks, settle an argument for me. Who was the worst wrestler: George Gulas, Jim Wilson, or Captain Ed George?