It was so hard to get out of bed today.

Rainy Mondays are for calling out of work and slipping back under the covers. 😏🌧️ Who wants to be my excuse for getting absolutely nothing done today? 😈💋

Morning after Halloween wood. Is this a trick or a treat? 🍬🎃👻

This year’s Halloween theme was “Down in the Bayou” 🐊🦞🌙 Straight from the swamp, I present to y’all… Bayou Boy and his one and only Craw Daddy! 🦇🔥

Happy Halloweenie!

After a long day all I need is a drink and a foot rub. 🥃🦶🪩

On Wednesday we get silly. Happy Hump Day. 😜🫣🤣

Enjoying a little time alone in my Jeep.

I got bored during the movie and couldn’t decide which one to post. So you get all three. Fun fact, I used to have my tongue pierced. Can you tell?

Get to work. 💆‍♂️🦶

Waiting for Friday like…

On Wednesdays the dick looks pink.

Fresh haircut now let’s plan our weekend.

I never played 7 minutes in heaven, so here’s seven seconds instead. 😇😈

Furry, scruffy and in need of attention.

If you’re not doing anything else this weekend. I’ve got an idea.

Leaving the office. What are we doing this weekend?

Come sit under my desk.

Let’s play.

Monday was a great day.

I was asked what “my type” is, so I assembled a top 5. What’s the verdict?

I just won both games in my kickball league double header. I’m exhausted. Help me celebrate. 📸🏅

I’m fighting a cold, but it’s October 3, so I guess I’m having cheese fries. #MeanGirlsDay

The early bird gets the worm. Come find me. 🏋️

Who’s a good boy? 🐾🦴⛰️

Florida boy. 😎☀️🌴

How do I explain to people that this is what get me hard nowadays? 🫣😈😜

Who wants to watch me play? 🎮🏳️‍🌈

Does this count as 3D? #Sawmill #Stage #Exhibition

Shoutout to @sawmillresort.bsky.social. Thank you for another amazing weekend. 🤤⛺️🐾