They say to avoid the extremes, all things in moderation, and yet, hypocrites that they are, they still punish you for doing a moderate amount of crimes.
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue
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I miss 'rice field.'
One of these days, I'm going to slip up and spell it "-ise", and everyone is going to know I was British in a past life. It'll be the "sulphur" incident all over again.
Wolves don't lay eggs. They were probably just ordinary dog eggs.
Your clothes are plotting against you when you don't wear them and sometimes when you do.
In most states, and indeed most countries, it is illegal for anyone named Dennis to become a dentist. In some, it is permissible by law, but universally regarded as unseemly.
Yes, I think you could say that a characteristic feature of many good posts is that they "present dark hilarity".
I wonder whether "smack with a koi" ever became a phrase people use, say somewhere like TV Tropes, but I definitely don't wonder enough to check.
I can go at least 20 minutes without having to change socks. Easily.
No, you're right, I'm sorry. I know people expect better from skeleton and skeleton-related posting.
I would like everyone to give this some very careful thought because it's important: who was your favorite of the Merry Men?
The technology to remove your own face is making tremendous strides.
We used to live a wondrous world of pneumatic tubes. But, like barbarians, graceless and savage, we threw it all away, sold our birthrights for a mess of pottage. We may, we hope, one day return to paradise, if only we can find the faith in our hearts.
Do not sully the beautiful and noble pneumatic tube system.
Disappointed to learn that John Zerzan dropped out of his USC PhD program several years before Shinzo Abe was a student there, thereby spoiling the possibility of a college comedy about them.
There's a mysterious whisper calling to me from somewhere beneath the floor, but I can't make out the words being spoken. Do you think I should investigate it more closely?
Hmm. I don't believe you.
I wish all of my posts were about the one-eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater.
Being subjected to a hostile work environment for refusing to back my boss in his attempt to be elected King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania.
Grizzly bears have a significantly better sense of smell than a dog, but they refuse to sniff out drugs for the police, because being a narc is an unforgivable shame in their culture.
The Ancient Egyptians were wrong about a great many things, but not about the importance of memorizing spells for the afterlife.
People were wrong to doubt this was possible.
I think probably the most frustrating thing about posting on Bluesky if you got trapped in a hole in the ground is having to repeatedly specify in the ground.
I make this promise to all of you now, I will never go viral.
I feel like I've probably posted the Sorceress Castle opera music from Heroes of Might and Magic 2. That seems like something I would have done.
It probably should have only been the one yeah. I know that now.