Huey Neutron
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40+ Teflon Teddy Bear. Navy vet. Former poor righteous comedian. Pansexual polymathic libertine. Atheistic afropunk samurai. Palooka Gawd. ✌🏿🫶🏿✊🏿 linktr.ee/danteekks
Manifesting a timeline where we can tease each other without somebody taking a running start into anti-Black self-hate. By the spirit of Huey P. Newton’s wicker throne… amen, asé, and whatever superstitious folks whisper into the universe #Blacksky
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Hey, Universal Orlando Studios… go fuck yourself. In the ear. With a sandpaper condom. To the soundtrack of Nina Simone’s original brilliance, which you sanitized, had sung by Random Hywte Singer #6, and are now using to sell tickets to Florida of all places.
a cartoon character with the words i hate this place
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I bet you won't yell when he drag his ass across the carpet again....
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I wanna hear the dog’s side
This is a story of Trump, Money laundering, and the mob. #trump #moneylaundering @newyorkstateag.bsky.social @joyannreid.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @maddow.bsky.social @amandaseales.bsky.social @rokhanna.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
New holiday: Slutsgiving - the New Orleans pre-cuffing season cleanse of our hoe-ish tendencies. A sacred weekend of philanthropic genital outreach across New Orleans, the same way Mardi Gras season precedes Lent. Instead of throwing out beads we’re throwing out backs #BetweenTheSkeets
We’ve reached the point where you can’t even blame Dave Matthews anymore. You’ve gotta blame the people still playing Dave Matthews. When do they start taking personal responsibility?
Eat a dick, #NFL. I knew I shouldn't have sprung for Sunday Ticket. I can't even watch the game this morning. WTF is Sunday Ticket even for if there are games you can't watch?
Because these fake christians and their imaginary friend usually have matching imaginary morals and ethics.... Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.) youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
Go Follow Nikalie on TikTok @nikalie.monroe #duet #food #christian #church #snap #snapbenefits #baby
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I just realized that, while I was trying to be a good sportsman when I played football, it could be perceived as me being a dick. Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?" Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
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If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
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