Dan Telfer
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Stand-up Comic / @darkestwhimsy.com’s Dungeon Master / Voice Over Person / former MAD Magazine & The Onion editor / currently writing games & scripts dantelfer.com
Not to speak completely out of character but every time a far left candidate gets closer to office I suddenly have a libido again for like 5 whole minutes
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑@50501movement.bsky.social · 18h agoIt’s official: @abdulelsayed.bsky.social wins the Democratic Primary for Senate! The People Prevail Over Corporate Profits Once Again!
Hi there! Sorry I haven’t reached out sooner, it’s just that I am the only one who ever reaches out for anything, and I am extremely resentful about having to initiate this conversation. Hope you’re well!
Sorry, I will be unable to perform my stand-up set on your show, your appallingly ugly AI flyer made me start violently throwing up and the only cure is to get my face off of your flyer
I know things seem impossible to manage, the world growing darker by the second. But take heart, some things never change: you have new connections at Classmates dot com
Hey @fever.wnba.com - it’s disgusting and embarrassing the level of bigotry you tolerate in your players, get it together
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is excellent. And also, never forget: youtu.be/Xx5YqFKjTCY?...
zendaya is meechee
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Streaming Baldur’s Gate 3: The Squeakquel twitch.tv/TelferDan
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I missed out on an opportunity that assigns projects on the basis of “hurry up and pick one of these pre-approved projects before our other freelancers claim them!” I must say I am not a fan of this “dying people scrambling for drops of water in Mad Max Fury Road” workflow
My student loans will finally be paid off in October, as long as I don’t buy food! Very exciting!
LA basketball fans are freaking out about LeBron James as if he was on the Sparks or something
Love that I pay for insurance and none of the specialists who will accept my type insurance are taking new patients It’s as if all doctors are just like, screw this, let’s just golf
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“I’d sworn off love after my wife died, but this woman was put together in all the right ways. Face, head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes… and a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown.” The movie came out a year ago, but imagining Liam Neeson saying it STILL DESTROYS me.
Remind me to get a publicist or agent or bullhorn or vuvuzela or whatever so industry people will remember to ask me to do things
I know I’m not the only D&D nerd who is annoyed that it’s hard to recreate Jimothy on Hero Forge
Catsitting for people at San Diego Comic-Con counts as going to San Diego Comic-Con
You guys, AI runs at such an incredible financial loss that the ONLY POSSIBLE ENDGAME is to sell or exploit your private data when the bubble pops. They want to own you more than they want your money.
At some point you will see my all-nonbinary Green Day cover band, Green They. No I am not kidding.
The Odyssey portrays a very historically accurate dating app queue of 108 slimy men trying to match with one woman who doesn’t even want a profile
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People love to cutely fetishize brain rot, but let’s be real. When the AI bubble bursts, millions of angry addicts are going to demand we welcome them back into our lives and they will treat us like submissive chatbots. It’s going to suck. Practice your boundaries, folks. We’ll need it.
I can be pretty hard on myself, and then fall into spirals of jealous despair. But NOBODY who burns frozen pizzas on a Saturday night is more successful than me. NOBODY.
Remember when JK Rowling wrote a children’s book series that tried to convince us that 25% of all people are snake people who are necessarily evil? People whose nature is just naturally and irreversibly vile and putrid? People we’re supposed to include in all things, no matter how awful they are?
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Remember when JK Rowling wrote a children’s book series that tried to convince us that 25% of all people are snake people who are necessarily evil? People whose nature is just naturally and irreversibly vile and putrid? People we’re supposed to include in all things, no matter how awful they are?
Come watch the live premiere of @darkestwhimsy.com Episode 12 and goof along in chat with me! youtu.be/yTQWNDfNIFA
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Congratulations! This mandatory A.I. now offers the opportunity to publish your complete private data directly to the Dark Web! Your life will be ruined in an exciting new way that you’ll love! Would you like to take advantage of this exciting new feature right now? [ ] Yes! [ ] Maybe Later!