Dan Wootton

@danwootton.bsky.social

NOT Martin Branning. (Parody)

For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct. Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward. Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...

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It’s pretty worrying when mainstream commentators enter the conspiracy space. I mean, ‘fake pregnancies’?! What’s next, @danwootton.bsky.social? Meghan had an affair with JFK & RFK, then shot Jack Ruby from a grassy knoll while faking the moon landing? The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.

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Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay. The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...

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Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa. They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Sandeel: Brexit fishing row heads for trade court showdown

The UK has banned European vessels from catching the silvery fish species in its North Sea waters but the EU is challenging the move.

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Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄 The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices. Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

Igor Kirillov: Russian general in charge of nuclear protection forces killed in Moscow explosion

Lt Gen Igor Kirillov was charged yesterday in Ukraine for the use of chemical weapons, and was sanctioned by the UK in October.

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I fail to see the issue here. Why the hell do we insist on importing all these foreign Christmas traditions anyway? The Britain I love does not eat turkey or mince pies on Christmas! We eat goose and little sweet pies made out of raisins and stuff all mashed up. Delicious!

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That's it! The woke have gone too far this time... How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it! It's a Christmas WAR!

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I've been doing some research into Rwanda and sorry, but I don't see the problem. Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth. Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses. Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!

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In my eyes the Heir Apparent to the British Throne, Prince William to you and I, is less the "Prince of Wales" and more the "Prince of WHALES"! When will this senseless Greta-pandering end?

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For years I have argued that we should stop putting up asylum seekers in hotels and instead focus on helping our own homeless people. Looks like the Government are finally listening. Bravo madam Home Secretary, Bravo!

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