Lyenol Baratheon is still one of the hottest characters to ever grace television ok bye
its just a shirt. dont call me that >:( ++ ya know im a skater pup
me and gang when our girls let us out to run around n have play time
gays we are LOSING RECIPES. bc if you meet someone in a club, make out on the dance floor, go home and hook up, maybe DONT message them after asking “what are we?” “WE” are whats called a hookup babe, something ive found gays are getting far worse at
if your pecs aren’t boobing boobibly as you walk down the stairs, did you even do chest day?
convincing my hairy and muscular friend to be a Minotaur at Ren Faire this year is step one of my plan to be fucked by a bull man
pic 9… when’s the Silent Hill cosplay coming…
Himbology@throwajock.bsky.social · 2w agoPictures were indeed taken 🥰
as a headoholic (both ways) we gotta address that most ppl cant give good head but a true tongue warrior will catch u by surprise and have ur toes curling
People who enjoy escape rooms are people who want to do BDSM but are scared
I’m going to pay my respects this weekend at the Lindsey Graham Honorary Gloryhole at the Exxon Mobile off of I-85 if anyone wants to carpool
telling a friend she shouldnt be texting or flirting with her ex while im currently dm’ing and flirting with my ex god aint i a stinker?
guys my pay pig died last night from a sudden illness, so if y’all could be a little fucking considerate
reverse gimp suit idea: like a really comfy XL hoodie
NOT dl Dio@dapupdio.bsky.social · 4w agoi look like this bc i’m half opossum on my moms side btw
i think someone slipped something into my double quad shot no breakfast, i’m buzzing!
i be applying for shit and not checking what it is so now i get random calls from places called The Umbrella Corporation or people named Dr. Easterman
the same day i officially joined the DSA a twunk added me to his cf and i got to see his tiny butt
The Incredibles Coincidence? I Think Not Meme
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NOT dl Dio@dapupdio.bsky.social · last mo.i think a twunks tiny butt would heal me
the way this music video was a government psyop to turn me Bisexual
the day i put in my two weeks for this job… oh man the entire city is gonna get pregnant
