Peanut Butter and Jelly is just plain gross on multi-grain bread. Fight me.
Darci Monet (she/her)๐ผ๐๏ธ๐โฎ๏ธ
@darcimonet.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/darcimonet DMs=block๐ซ ~ Voice Coach/Singer-Songwriter/Carnie๐ค๐ถ๐ญ ~ Sang "The Rose" in Napoleon Dynamite๐น ~ GenX - raised on hose water, hairbands & neglect๐ค ~ Ally ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง ~ Empath ๐๏ธ๐ฎโฎ๏ธโจ
"But he doesn't take a salary for being president!" He doesn't have to...cuz he does things like this; screws over the public, repeatedly, with mindboggling success. www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-mobile...
MAGAs Are Fuming After Email Confirms They Will Never Get Their $500 Trump Phones or Deposits Back
Nearly 600,000 Trump supporters paid deposits for a gold smartphone that remains undelivered, sparking outrage and calls for investigation into Trump Mobile's practices.
ibtimes.co.uk
He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
This is 100% made by A.I., but I still think it's a damned fine work of art.
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
I'd really love to attend the Smartless live show at the Bowl--but the nosebleeds are $169...some seats are priced at over $1500! Meanwhile... Net worths: @Will Arnett - approximately $50 million Sean Hayes - approximately $30 million Jason Bateman - approximately $50 million Do better, guys. ๐
How it's remotely possible that I agree with this crazy wackjob is beyond me. But even broken clocks, as they say...
EVERY Dem but @ericswalwell.bsky.social and @katieporterca.bsky.social needs to drop out of the CA governor's race YESTERDAY. The top two highest performers go to the primary, regardless of party. Underperformers, you're gonna stick us w/a MAGAt. Set aside your ego and do what's right for our state.
MAGA on social media after #NoKings rallies: โNone of you must have jobs if you can spend all day getting paid to protest! *snortlaugh*โ ME: It was a 2 hour event on a Saturday. Meanwhile, Jethro, the Jan 6th insurrection was 8 hours on a Wednesday. ๐คจ Also, we hate this regime for free. Trust.๐๐ป
Dear @amazonprime.bsky.social: I'd rather sit through "The English Patient" every day for the next decade than watch even one second of "Melania." #iykyk
Who's joining me??? The last one in October was a wonderful, joyful, hopeful experience and I'm so looking forward to the next one! #NOKINGS ๐ซ๐ #LoveIsLouder ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ผ๐ซถ๐ฝ๐ซถ๐พ๐ซถ๐ฟ๐ #FDT8647 ๐๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ #ResistandRebel โโ๐ปโ๐ผโ๐ฝโ๐พโ๐ฟ ๐
Day 400 for sweet beautiful ๐. AMBER ๐ being in the shelter. Please give this dog a chance! Check her out below. Repost Bio ๐ 24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/... Video ๐ www.facebook.com/reel/9171056... Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793
So, I did a play last night! My first non-musical, just actor-ing play since college (DOH!)...and I didn't crash and burn! So much fun. If you're in L.A. & enjoy live theater, come see Skypilot Theatre's One Act Festival next weekend. These are world premiere pieces! Tix: www.skypilottheatre.com
If only the entire Democratic Party spoke every single day the way Jamie Raskin is speaking to Pam Bondi right now.
MAGA Rs are afraid of women at the ballot box. To sidestep the 19th Amendment, theyโre backing the SAVE America Act to restrict registration, require documents many women lack, & purge voters from the rolls. They fear our strength & turnout. We wonโt be silenced. Call 202-224-3121. #HandsOffHerVote
THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER ELECTIONS WHILE EXECUTING CIVILIANS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT CATHERINE O'HARA! NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐ญ๐
ICE is detaining a 5 year old boy. If you get off on this, youโre a monster and donโt you dare pretend to worship God.
Did some hollerin' w/my lady besties on behalf of my nieces' & nephew's futures yesterday. It was perfect weather, full of joy and thankfully uneventful. Only one thumbs down & two middle finger drive-bys over about 2.5 hours. It IS LA, though. Regardless, a good day. #FreeAmerica โค๏ธ๐ค๐ #FDT8647 #FICE
Never heard of Culver's. I'm in California. Is it regional? Not that I'm anxious to try them given your less-than-glowing review. ๐
Sooooooo...THIS is happening today!!! Join me for some holiday tune-age at 4pm PST on my Facebook profile, facebook.com/darcimonet! All the deets below. โ #jinglejingle ๐ ๐คถ๐๐โ๏ธโ๐ฏ๏ธ๐โก๏ธ๐๐
BREAKING: Kennedy Niece Maria Shriver: "It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedyโs name is acceptable. It is not."