Hey. This edition of #WTAFWednesday is a weird one. Not as weird as that UN speech, or the Tylenol thing, or as insanely bad as what appears to be a fully functioning death camp in Florida. It’s weird because I haven’t slept since Monday night and I’m in Firenze.

Morning. #WTAFWednesday is here again and even dumber right on schedule. like seriously did they think anyone would believe those texts? Or really anything they’ve said? I’m just gonna assume this is confirmation that they are as stupid as I’ve long assumed.

Somehow it still lives. So it’s another #WTAFWednesday. Can we just do a Nepal already ffs? I’d frankly be happy if all we managed to pull off is a Brazil. Really anything but this.

Fuck. It didn’t happen so I have to keep doing these stupid posts, registering my extreme displeasure at the extremely stupid fascism currently afflicting us. Goddammit #WTAFWednesday just keeps going

New album out now on Bandcamp! Got my buddy Ryan playing bass on this but my OCD got the best of me and I played every other note on here. Enjoy! it's psychedelic alt country rooted in bluegrass picking and classic song writing! daringcoyotes.bandcamp.com

I wound up playing protest songs across from @indivisible01027.bsky.social at the farmers market today and we got to chatting. Good times. I was telling them about Boo That Man, the song Brokestring wrote that we recorded and put out, and my new song Outlandish Times (coming to streaming next week.

Boo That Man! - Radio Edit

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Hey. It’s #WTAFWednesday again and I’m kinda running on fumes. All I really got is ACAB and if you work for ICE I heard that castrating yourself is the Joe Rogan approved hack to meeting your quota and bagging that abduction boss bonus. Don’t wait, they’re definitely going to pay folks those bonuses

Morning. Fuck, somehow he’s still not dead yet and I have to keep doing these WTAFWednesday posts like time still has any meaning. Although on the plus side, the fact that he hasn’t been struck by a bolt of lightning does confirm the nonexistence of a kind loving God.

Morning. Fuck. It’s #WTAFWednesday and I have…. thoughts. Incoherent sleep deprived thoughts. Mainly about how much I would like to see that long rumored incoming asteroid make a direct impact to that fucking plane. Preferably mid air on its maiden flight with the new paint job while he’s on board.

Morning. The space time continuum appears to be on a fuck ton of bath salts because somehow it’s been a week since the last #WTAFWednesday. Only positive of this week is that now if someone asks me why I’m an atheist I can just say it’s because lightning didn’t hit that motherfucker on the roof.

Shit it’s #WTAFWednesday. Yada yada yada shits fucked. Genocide bad, fascists can get fucked. I don’t know just didn’t want to miss a week registering my displeasure with reality. JD Vance fucks couches.

Morning. Another decade long week has passed and #WTAFWednesday is here again. I’m still disappointed that the largest great white shark that’s been tagged didn’t eat JD Vance yesterday when they were both in the waters off Nantucket. He’s such a chode.

Morning. #WTAFWednesday is here again and I have no clue what’s even going anymore. Reality has jumped the shark. This timeline is so askew it makes the leaning tower of Pisa look perfectly level. *this is about fascism*

Morning. it’s a pretty fucked up #WTAFWednesday given that armed incels are occupying LA and intimidating kids in city parks and ICE is snatching people off the streets of my own small city on the other side of the country. FUCK.

morning. It’s another #WTAFWednesday and a great day for an asteroid to come out of nowhere and just make a direct impact on the white house. probably won’t happen, but I also didn’t think there’d be alligator themed merch being sold for a concentration camp so you never know.

I know folks like alliteration. but it's not Alligator Alcatraz, or Alligator Auschwitz. Don't accede to their branding, it's the DeSantis Death Camp and likely only the first one to be built. People are going to be murdered by the government there and Ron will have made it happen.

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I want a shirt with you flipping the bird!

morning. somehow another decade long week has passed and here we are at #WTAFWednesday again. Fuck. i’ve always been a glass half empty kind of guy, but even I’ve been surprised by how fucking stupid all of this has been. I expected the evil though.

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.

morning. the skies mood ring setting got switched on for #WTAFWednesday and it’s a deja vu doozie. usually remakes change a few key details but these lazy motherfuckers only switched the last letter of the country’s name like we wouldn’t notice (knowing Americans geographical knowledge, good bet)

hazel says good morning. I, however, say fuck the police. fuck ICE. fuck maga fascists and fuck transphobic and generally xenophobic assholes.

morning. is it already #WTAFWednesday again? this week has felt like a decade. remember when “the girls are fighting”cuz somehow that was only 6 days ago. WTAF folks. I wanted to still be laughing about that not watching active duty marines being deployed to fucking LA. FUCK ALL THIS FASCISM!

if your neighbor works for ICE, I can understand why you might not want to dox him and blow up your neighborhoods dynamics. but you can at least make sure your dog shits on his lawn every day. if you don't have a dog, maybe hit up Taco Bell on the way home so you can take care of business yourself.

good morning friends 💚✨

morning. somehow I blinked and it’s #WTAFWednesday again. Happy Pride month folks don’t let the bastards get you down (there are truly an alarming number of bastards out there right now, like holy fuck these people suck) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore #WTAFWednesday all i know is this shit (everything) is fucked

“ I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you” I predict is going to be a legendary sick burn in the animals of diplomatic comedy. The chefs kiss is how he took it seriously. These are pretty fucking weird times folks.

Well, that asteroid I keep hoping for hasn’t shown up yet so I guess that means it’s another #WTAFWednesday I suppose this would be the “Dude, Where’s My Habeus Corpus” edition but I’m getting pretty burnt out with all the turd munching levels of stupidity.

Hazel says good morning