It’s a relief, isn’t it? No matter what you do, it will one day be completely inconsequential. Nothing matters and humanity will be forgotten! :D

willows.@praedulcis.bsky.social · 4w ago

. . . how nice .

Good morning! One day the sun will explode.

Salutations! Penis. [ #seductivesunday ]

Yes, yes, and yes. Correct on all counts. Also, please include ‘devastatingly handsome’, ‘endearingly silly’, and ‘tragically underappreciated’. The sad wet puppy look is very popular right now.

𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠@sterlingstriker.bsky.social · 4w ago

Hm. . . Pathetic, weird and desperate. . . Hm. . .

Ah..! My heart..! No, my self esteem, my ego, my charmingly narcissistic tendencies..! If only someone would make the world a more beautiful place and take me out of it… 🥺🥺🥺

𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠@sterlingstriker.bsky.social · 4w ago

Well you ain't exactly a good last view.

Oh, plenty! Constantly, even. But, alas, I haven’t yet found a beautiful woman willing to commit suicide with me yet…

𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠@sterlingstriker.bsky.social · 4w ago

You find yourself on the receiving end of death threats a lot don't ya shaggy?

TERRIBLE news. I am, contrary to popular desire, alive. I know, I know, I’m just as devastated as you are.

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