Wizzro - Dark Sorcerer
@darkestsorcerer.bsky.social
Your suffering is my joy. #NintendoRP, #MVRP
“You want the battle to be real and meaningful, yet you want to keep it without risk? Do you hear just how absurd you are?”
Kael@mighty-darknut.bsky.social · 7mo ago"You do that and I'll probably have to attack. I enjoy physical entertainment. But I find attacking the weak disgusting."
And a giant hand emerges from beneath his cloak and slams them to the ground. "Right. Happy Valentine's Day."
⚡️ ᚫαʀɸៜհ 🍩@draconiclightning.bsky.social · 7mo agoDrop kicking @darkestsorcerer.bsky.social! "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, MOTHER FUCKER!"
“…So you’re like me, are you? Let’s raid a village, see if their defenses are worth keeping its populace alive.”
Kael@mighty-darknut.bsky.social · 7mo ago"... But if they're just summons. They're, not. Well, real, or are they? It's like watching automatons fight."
"...Guess that's true. Nothing but small fry. I could summon a much more interesting array. Lionels, lizalfos, dodongos..."
Kael@mighty-darknut.bsky.social · 7mo ago"That's just a bigger scale. ... This spectacle isn't enough, is what I mean."
"More excitement? I could always summon a few dozen. Perhaps a few hundred."
Kael@mighty-darknut.bsky.social · 7mo agoTaking a step back as the crush takes place. "This could do with some more excitement..."
“That one.” And a crushing sounds of skeletal bits sounds from a clear shot to a decimated skull by a morning star.
Kael@mighty-darknut.bsky.social · 8mo agoJust staring. ... He can't really risk betting on a winner, given they're hard to tell apart. "Which one is winning."
Purely out of boredom, he’d have two Stalfos fight to the undeath for his amusement.
"I want. To hear. Screams. Pain, sadness, death, a full array."
Sƙυʅʅ Kιԃ@strawhattrickster.bsky.social · 11mo ago"...Say what now?"
"Including yourself means it's entirely possible to do that to you, don't you realize~?"
Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 11mo ago"And, I'll send your ring into Death Mountain if you so much as try. I have my ways of getting around the situation."
“If you die in my arms I’m sending you back into battle post-dark-magic-resurrection.”
"It's too late, I've already risen the dead. 'Happy Halloween' "
"Sucks to be you! Your suffering will please me, and make it better by staying out of my way!"
『𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙂𝙊𝘿』@fiercedeityoforder.bsky.social · 11mo agoA small hiss through his teeth. " I have tried that myself. It doesn't work, you idiot. "
"That's the ticket. This false containment of peace only delays the truth of inevitable conflict. It's a waste of time!"
ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️@alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · 11mo agoSo you're one of THOSE types, ehh..? Mmm. I guess I can sympathize. It does get dull around here. A little chaos here and there does well to make things moooore...fun.
"I'd like a bit that's a bit funnier. Humor through pain, per say! "
Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 11mo ago“Enjoy the comedy while it lasts.”