Dark Gardener
@darkgardener.bsky.social
Visual artist, inspired by kink/fetish. Painting, ceramics and more! 🇲🇽🌈🎨👨❤️👨 Ig: GardenOfBlackFlowers
Introducing: Mister Spanky Bear! A paddle in progress 🐻
Hello friends, you are all cordially invited my first ceramics solo show: “Animal Tails & Magick: Fur, Fangs and Flesh” The opening reception is on September 19th, 2026 at 6pm @VortexPotterySeattle. 517 Aloha St. Seattle, WA 98109. The show closes October 10th (1/2)
New storage unit, so cleaning some files. That one time I was a poster boy for the first San Francisco queer youth phone chat line, that I helped found. I think it was 1991?
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas …Or so they say
Porcelain deer for my upcoming solo show. The accents are real gold, via Colorobbia lusters ✨🦌💧
When random boys call me “Daddy” I want to warn them: You are barking at the wrong tree kiddo. I am more like an irresponsible uncle. All the fun, absolutely no responsibility and questionable life choices. Happy Fathers Day to the real Daddies out there! 🏳️🌈❤️🌈
So my loves, today we commemorate the brave unarmed Zacapoaxtla indigenous people of Mexico beating the tar out of Napoleon III’s army. A reminder that your courage, determination and heart can change the world ❤️
These beauties are on sale at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival this weekend! Come check them out!
Sphinx cat ceramic cups. Alien hairless kitties you can drink from 😸✨
Sphinx cat cups. Hairless alien kitties you can drink from! 😸✨
I was interviewed by National Geographic about the Mexican folk origins, and deep spiritual significance of these quirky clay figurines. “Your chia pet’s roots are deeper than you think”. Learn about ‘The Secret History of Your Chia Pet’ in the April 2026 issue.
Hello friends, I am glad to inform the Seattle Erotic Art Festival will be carrying my ceramics at their gift shop. If you happen to be in Seattle this may, you should go check out this exciting festival! www.seaf.art/tickets/
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It’s like a teddy bear, but with a gas mask. And you can drink from its head. That’s all. #queerceramics
Friends in the Seattle area, hope you can make it to SLAM! Tuesday March 24, at Vermillion Gallery. I will be showcasing my kinky ceramics there, in the company of great artists. Hope you can make it.
Starbucks, please stop polluting The Yucatán coastline. Thank you.
Some heroes have blue hair, carry homemade signs and play the bagpipes. The young people that participated in the walkout deserve all my respect. ✊🏽🚫🧊
Trinket trays for the apocalypse. Seriously, 🚫 Abolish 🧊
May I be granted the strength and fortitude of a Mexican mama in times of need 🙏🏽
Oh yeah, one more thing! Fuck ICE. And fuck you, if you support ICE. That’s all.
Learned a lot about canes last night, at Seattle’s Gentleman’s Impact Group! From “Nursery” to “Dragon” canes, these beauties go from sensation to real punishment. Have you tried them? Would you?!
Pass the tequila and the ammo! New work at the studio to bring in the new year. Margaritas after.
Yes, I have a dirty mind. Happy plugmass, everyone! 🌲❤️❄️
If you are going to be a sheep, at least be a black sheep 🖤🐑🖤