MLB logic: The weather this weekend in Boston is going to be too dangerous for baseball. Let's put the Red Sox and the Cubs on a plane to Tampa.

The food you sell is tasty and nutritious. Yet I can eat out of this garbage can for free. I can think of only one possible solution to this problem.

The "we have 'Adam Savage' at home" Adam Savage you have at home@farmckon.bsky.social · 4mo ago

You realize when A) all the good thoughts articles are behind a paywall or a long-in-wall, and B) jackass moron take tick-tocks at free and endless. Then : your well crafted arguments are going to die in their cradle, no ? Free your articles if you want your mission to be a success.

I sure am learning a lot about what a horrible person I am for being a clean comic! Thanks everyone! And please advise on exactly how many curses I need to say to not be a big jerk.

Does anyone have any interesting topics for me, a clean comic, to hold forth on?

Oh Taylor Swift claims to be a Knicks fan? Yeah right! Has anyone ever even seen her burning a bus?

Can someone please point me to the actual definition of the "hook and hold" foul? I've been trying to find it since the UConn-Michigan game last night but cannot.

The metrics of the UConn-Illinois matchup are fascinating, especially @kenpom.com. UConn: 33-5, #26 SOS, 29.11 KP Illinois: 28-8, #16 SOS, 34.32 KP Head to Head: UConn 74, Illinois 61 So the question is, how many times would UConn have to beat Illinois by 13 to pass them in KP? 5? 10?

UConn was really struggling against Duke from the perimeter. Even their coach was 1-9 from three-point range.

I've got the perfect guy for UNC basketball to hire. He took over a team that had been 32-30 in the previous 2 years and led them to the championship game in his first year. Over 5 years, he had a 125-54 record, including 8-4 in the tourney. Best of all, he's a former Carolina player and assistant!

Does anyone like Bruce Pearl?

And forever twirling, twirling, twirling toward the future.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8mo ago

Hegseth: "President Trump holds the cards. He'll determine the pace, tempo, timing of this conflict. His hand firmly on the wheel as well as on the throttle setting ... today will be yet again the highest volume of strikes America has put over the skies of Iran and Tehran. Ramping up and only up."

A classic moment followed by a signature Jim Calhoun celebration: "Yay!! Yay!! Ahem, um, good game, good game."

No Escalators@noescalators.bsky.social · 8mo ago

15 YEARS AGO TODAY: Guarded by Wanamaker with 10 seconds to go, Coombs-McDaniel on the screen Walker with 7 Got a mismatch! Kemba Walker on McGee with 4 Kemba Walker stepback Walker... CARDIAC KEMBA! Does it again! UConn wins at the buzzer!

this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys

Unofficial CTV News Mirror@ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 9mo ago

A ‘ring of fire’ solar eclipse will dazzle people and penguins in Antarctica

So they're just done calling penalties?

Don't worry, expert announcer Chris Collinsworth says that wasn't interference.

For... Um... Dogs.... To find dogs ... Heh heh

Adam Gurri@adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 9mo ago

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Great, now the stupid game comes back on

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Overheard at Yahoo Sports: "We need a photo to illustrate UConn's triumph over Villanova. Any ideas?" "I know just the shot!" (Incredibly, this is only the second worst thing that happened to Braylon Mullins that day.)

It would be fun to see UConn keep winning close games and end the season 39-1, while ranked 20th in KenPom.

I'm not much of a gambler but I am wondering if there's some kind of prop bet where I can bet on Braylon Mullins stepping out of bounds during UConn's next game.

Jahmai Webster didn't bother to learn how to pronounce Andrea Hurley's name when doing a segment about her during the UConn game.

Watching the UConn-BYU game and I guess it's possible that it's this easy to strip Tarris Reed cleanly, but it seems unlikely.

I know it's just an exhibition but it's still fun to tune into the UConn game and see some exciting refereeing.

If the Red Sox want Nathaniel Lowe, why not claim him? Why risk him choosing another team to save ~$2 mil?

Baseball Observer@baseballobserver.bsky.social · last yr.

Red Sox Expected To Show Interest In Nathaniel Lowe

The Red Sox trade a 1B/3B prospect for a couple months of a veteran lefty reliever. What could go wrong?

Roman Anthony: the Roman God of Walks Is this anything?

Hilarious that the New York Times says Andrew Schulz might be America's foremost political journalist without realizing what a self-own that is.

It's weird how surprised we are that Craig Breslow got rid of a guy who said that he was incompetent and should learn how to do his job.