Darsen McPanda

@darsen.bsky.social

A red panda (usually) browsing the internet while drinking dangerous amounts of tea // He/Him // Lv. 38, 🔞 For my photography, take a look at #DarsenPhotography

Thank you, Discord, for diligently alerting me when a friend does a status update. I love groggily staring at a notification on my phone that says hornkin' my jorngle and thinking this is something I, rumwik, am being told specifically.

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

Michaela Joffe@joffeorama.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.