Darth Cerebus

@darthcerebus.bsky.social

Variety gamer, very not often streamer, Star Wars fan.

What in the absolute space fuck is this false advertisement bullshit?! The left image is what the news tab had on display for their big May The 4th sale, and the right is what we ACTUALLY got. I am absolutely pissed, the 3 games they omitted are the ones that I would ACTUALLY GET ON THEIR OWN!

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God, anyone that has a 7th generation console or PC, do yourself a favor and find a copy of Lord of the Rings Conquest. The game may be clunky and look like it's a generation down, but it is the most dumb, turn-your-brain-off hack-n-slash Battlefront style clone ever. And the what-if campaign, too.

Man, I am REALLY bad at this! So tomorrow (today?) I'm going to be playing the remaster of Star Wars Jedi Power Battles! I am afeared! 😀 I played this as a kid when it came out and it was very clearly meant to be an arcade money sink because it is UNGODLY brutal. Truly the Dark Souls of platformers.