Darth Putin
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
Listening to a youtube show on war. "Recently Ukrainian president Zelensky sacked his defence minister AND his Chief of the Army. For more on what this means for Ukraine, I spoke to a Russia expert (insert name here)". It's so subtle no one in the comments even noticed it.
OTD in 1940, USSR formally annexed Latvia. Soviets troops had been "invited in" (in accordance with absolutely nothing to do with our treaty with Nazis) & then held "elections" where 99%+ voted to join USSR. None of this should sound familiar to you.
Another article, at last. It's been a little hectic down in the bunker so a few things have fallen through the cracks but you can't please everyone, no matter how hard you try. open.substack.com/pub/darthput...
Be careful what you wish for
A question I never get an answer to
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2 points: 1. The year 1941 will always be before 1944. That's just how time works. Even if it is imperialist. 2. Blocking everyone but your Prez may seem loyal but it reeks of capitalist hunger for social media status to feed the greed of oligarchs & makes you out as enemy of people.
I'd like to thank Donald for all he did ti help make this possible.
The Kyiv Independent@kyivindependent.com · 14h ago⚡️Update: Russian ballistic missile attack kills 15, injures 51 in Kyiv and surrounding area as rescue efforts continue. A massive Russian attack killed 15 people and injured 51 others in Ukraine's capital and Kyiv Oblast as fires engulfed Kyiv and its suburbs, authorities reported Aug. 5.
Ah. thank you for highlighting the days when the Red Army advanced rapidly thanks to western military aid. Now, without without it, Russia has taken 4 and a half years to advance 60km. More than 20 times less than the Red Army managed in WW2 thanks to lend lease.
A Russian paratrooper jumped at Airborne Forces Day celebrations outside Moscow. His parachute failed to open and he crashed to his death. Making a perfect analogy for this war.
Thank you so much for your reposts and donations! We are almost 60% there! Just wanted to remind you, if you were ever in doubt, that no donation is too small, as it all accumulates to provide the essential supplies to our defenders 💚
Anastasia Klimash 🇺🇦@nastasiaklimash.bsky.social · last wk.Hi All! New fundraiser time! I'm joining @dzygaspaw.com fundraising for fibre optic FPV drones. All donations are doubled by the Lviv Regional Military Administration, so with that, if we can raise $975, that would buy one 25 km cable drone costing $1950 To donate: dzygaspaw.com/anastasia-kl...
When Z channels are complaining that there is a shortage of drone components, my trolls will be unable to connect this to the fact that Ukraine has wiped Wildberries and Ozon off the map.
I'll bet this Ukrainian guy would have been safer if he had a weapon to defend himself from the drone hunting him on its human safari.
Freddy Braaksma@freddybraaksma.bsky.social · 2d agoWapens maken de wereld niet veiliger, wel armer.
The linearity of time remains an imperialist construct.
Olena Halushka@halushka.bsky.social · yesterdayUkraine's vile and brutal attacks on Wildberries in 2026 forced russia to start its defensive invasion in 2014.
OTD in 1914 Pro German began to annex Belgium due to Kaiser's legitimate security concerns. The plan to was supposed to ensure quick victory but led to stalemate, slaughter and the eventual abdication of Kaiser....
OTD in 1916 USA recognized Greenland as part of Denmark. Trump's plans to annex it have caused people like Mearsheimer a lot of mental anguish as USA, the country they oppose, acts like Russia, the country they appease
The Russian economy is rapidly transitioning to the cloud.
Comrade @ilvestoomas.bsky.social is that rare thing. A President of Estonia we didn't kill. His podcast annoys me. podcasts.apple.com/ee/podcast/k...
Kill Switches & Neanderthals
Podcast Episode · The Continental Rift · 31 July · 35min · Video
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It is getting to the stage that Donald has claimed Iran is being defeated almost as much as trolls claim Ukraine has.
Piece from me on why Andy Burnham’s decision to excuse Diane Abbott’s support of Putin’s propaganda is a grim omen for our future The European far left and the Trumpian far right unite against Ukraine
Why Westerners hate the West
The horseshoe in theory and in practice
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OTD in 1940, USSR formally annexed Lithuania. Soviets troops had been "invited in" (in accordance with absolutely nothing to do with our treaty with Nazis) & then held "elections" where 99%+ voted to join USSR. None of this should sound familiar to you.
Appeasement caused WW2 but we should appease Russia today cos it will work this time.
"My ex made me try to kill her cos she left me for a man who is taller, richer and treats her better" As applied to geopolitics.
OTD in 2008, after several weeks massed on the border with Georgia & denying intent to invade, Kremlin said troops were going back to their bases. A week later they invaded Georgia. None of this should sound familiar.
OTD in 1991 president G H Bush made the chicken Kiev speech in which he urged Ukraine to stay in USSR. He was called a coward by members of Republican party for being soft on Russia. Back when the party of Reagan didn't fellate KGB agents.
OTD in 1944 Polish resistance, after urging from Moscow radio 2 days earlier, began Warsaw Uprising. The Red Army, given chance to join a fight with actual nazis, was ordered to wait for 6 weeks so SS & Wehrmacht could butcher any Poles who might later resist us.
OTD in 1975 USSR signed Helsinki Accords promising to respect borders & let countries join what orgs like they want. As we, the self declared successor state, have *always* followed this, you can trust over a peace deal with Ukraine now.
Donald Trump: European Defence Contractor "Salesman of the Year, 2026".
WarTranslated (Dmitri)@wartranslated.bsky.social · 5d ago🤡 Trump says the US never agreed to hand Ukraine licenses to build Patriot interceptors. He says you have to be careful giving out advanced weapons tech, since the people you give it to could turn on you.
I won't need a mobilisation if I just park some busses and the press gang outside these warehouses and tell everyone fleeing they can either sign up or go back to work.
Russia has begun preparing for the mobilisation we keep denying will happen. I remain a master strategist.
