We're getting the Epstein files now.

The perimeter was fornicated. The exit was located.

NOW DEPORT NICKI MANAJ

They should pardon Luigi Magione

Does not even know how to spell Pedo properly

Pierre Polyester@canadian-critic.bsky.social · 24h ago

Mannnn I'm glad I'm leaving California in a couple weeks. Y'all did not vote for shit except governner. 40 no, 42 yes? No state tax audits and spending limits? So. You don't want to tax billionaires who make money off of nothing and use it to make your lives worse and theirs better? What the fuck

My stoned ass was celebrating election day with weed and ate a quesadilla with scorpion pepper. It burnedoke a MF and I realized oh cuz my lips are chapped. I but on burts bees lip rescue petroleum jelly. That shit just locked it in 🤣😭. Fuck I'm stupid

NO ON 42. DON'T LISTEN TO THE BULLSHIT. 42 JUST CANCELS PROP 40, THE BILLIONAIRE TAX. IT'S NOT FOR UNIONS OR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST THAT. NO ON 42 IS BLUE

Just got told that if I were a poker player I would just show everyone my hand everyone and ask politely and enthusiastically what I could make. 💀 I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment yet.

I'm moving to Seattle in 3 weeks I've been there before for short time. I've been to Seattle 4 times for a total of 8 days lol spread out a year or more between them too. I'm looking for advice please. What's the best advice you can give me about Seattle? Scams and activities please?

If it's true that you can't help somebody that doesn't want to be helped, then it should also be true that you should help someone who wants to be helped and needs it

I can't remember a time I've been this high. Hate me if you want. It's a dad joke but it holds up. Lol

Would anyone 🍜🍽️ eat this garlic rigatoni Alfredo and "a bunch of weird shit" salad?

I'll say it louder for the companies in the back. WHY DO I STILL TYPE IT IN MANUALLY IF I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE RESUME YOU ASKED FOR? I haven't applied to any company that does this bc it tells me they don't know what the fuck they're doing and it's gonna be a shitty environment. Idiots

Homemade vegan veggie soup Scorpion 🦂 pepper sauce 🔥🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Btw I didn't think this sauce would be that hot because it's tobasco. They are NOT fucking around with this. I thought the dropper was clogged because only little drop were coming out. So I found out the hard way it was designed like that

Just a PSA to people who are shocked 😯 when their partners leave them. This actually isn't about me for once yayyy 😂. But am I wrong?

This. Blame, name and shame. Then then arrest and incarcerate for treason, human trafficking, and crimes against humanity

Lakota Man 🪶@lakotaman.bsky.social · 5d ago

Every. Single. One.

#MetaGlasses are pervert glasses. We need to start calling them pedo glasses.

All they think about is greed and enslaving the Proletariats that survive. They'll live in their ocean flotilla composed of terraformed mega yachts and aircraft carriers, hide and hoard resources, and ration them sparingly. Their will still be terrible proles who will facilitate this with force.

M Meerkat@kackbro.bsky.social · 6d ago

This 👇 Here, Billionaires.......?

If they do, I'll move to Canada and get a fucking Maple leaf visibly tattooed on me. I'm not sorry yet, but damn it I'm determined to be. #Canada #banmaga

4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 6d ago

Love it 👇

😂😂😂 👇👇👇

RIP Patrick Stewart omg

We all know

Pierre Polyester@canadian-critic.bsky.social · last wk.

Hate being admitted to the hospital. ER all day and now I have to stay. Got med (very seriously) sick from the interaction and threw up like I never ever have. Non-stop for 2 days. Until my organs almost quit. Fainted. Got lucky. They put in IVs pretty quick when you might have to be crash carted.

Musk should be in prison.