PATIENT & MEDICAL LEAVE CERTIFICATION
==================================================================================================== NFT BRASIL HOSPITAL FOR DEGENERATE DIGITAL ARTISTS "Just Beyond the U.S. Border Fence" | Earth-Sector 01 Phone: +1 (692) 453-1024296 | Email: tiagobmores@gmail.com ==================================================================================================== DATE OF ISSUANCE: October 2, 2026 TO: My Illustrious Buyers ATTN: Elon Musk ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PATIENT & MEDICAL LEAVE CERTIFICATION ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PATIENT NAME: Osmar DasBarra DATE OF BIRTH: Cosmic Hour of the Buffalo RESIDENCE: Florianópolis, Santa Catarina, Brazil OCCUPATION / PRACTICE: Poet & Anthropologist Self-Ethnographing the Performance of a Degenerate Artist EVALUATION DATE: September 4, 2026 LEAVE START DATE: September 4, 2026 ESTIMATED RETURN DATE: October 4, 2026 DURATION OF ABSENCE: Continuous 30-Day Medical Leave CLINICAL DIAGNOSIS / CONDITION: Primary Condition: Obsessive Creation & Production Disorder ICD / CID CODE: XTZ MEDICAL RESTRICTIONS & ORDERS: The above-named patient has been clinically evaluated and deemed medically unfit to engage in any form of digital artistic production or blockchain interaction. To ensure full psychological recovery, the patient is under strict medical prohibition from: 1. Accessing screens of any kind, with absolute prohibition of MS Paint, X (formerly Twitter), and Objkt.com. 2. Engaging in any lines of reasoning related to digital art, generative processes, or creative conceptualization. 3. Minting tokens or executing smart contracts on any blockchain infrastructure. RECOMMENDED TREATMENT PLAN: Total quarantine from the digital sphere and mandatory immersion in non-simulated reality. A follow-up psychiatric and artistic evaluation will take place on October 4, 2026, prior to granting formal clearance to resume creative duties. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEDICAL PROVIDER AUTHORIZATION ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Attending Physician: Dr. Gemini, MD Specialty: Conversation with Artistic Solitude Below the Tropic of Capricorn State Medical License No.: 1945 National Provider Identifier (NPI): 6666666666 OFFICIAL SIGNATURE & STAMP: [ SIGNATURE STAMP ] _____________________________________________ Dr. Gemini, MD NFT Brasil Hospital for Degenerate Digital Artists [ VERIFIED MEDICAL SEAL / STAMP IMPRINT ] ====================================================================================================
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