Dascenzo
@dascenzo.bsky.social
“Just because you don’t give up doesn’t mean you will make it”
If you catch him you shouldn’t be able to charge him with fleeing. Attempted fleeing would be better.
In today’s free newsletter, lessons learned from recording my first full audiobook, The Lowdown s2 news, and more:
Friday Check-In: Adventures in audiobooking
Reading a lot of words about Rod Serling aloud, plus 'The Lowdown,' 'Bluey,' 'House of the Dragon,' and more
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Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, it’s me.
IDtheMIKE is probably running@idthemike.xyz · 2d agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm the coworker who tried to cross six lanes of traffic in Utica, MI coming out of the BD's Mongolian BBQ parking lot.
THE TIGERS They’re the first MLB team to throw a shutout without striking out a batter since… 7/1/14, when they did so Just the ninth such game in the wild card era
Someone in the background of a dream said “Isn’t it weird how Frank Reich has been a detective on CBS for 9 years?”
This is the bad take. Go through his profile: he's trying to QRT dunk on small accounts. Can't take the heat.
If you’re going to have a take about college awards not meaning anything in the NFL I wouldn’t use the Heisman Trophy winner from 33 years ago that was such a good athlete he didn’t even try the NFL as my example. SOLReporters
How old were you when the Max Clark Cade Smith at-bat started?
Colt Keith is 9 for 43 as a sub. Maybe stop using him as a pinch hitter. Fuck is the point of analytics if they don’t use all the numbers.
The Tigers bullpen (or lack thereof, HAHA) has finally come back to bite them. Whomever could have seen this coming?
The only vaccine you actually need
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "At one year, you should have 5 separate visits for vaccines rather than getting them all in the same day. I've seen proof of where they have a vaccination thing that looks like the size of a bottle of soda and pour it into a little child's body."
If my response is “I’m not qualified for that role” know that I I’m not qualified and don’t argue with me. Being a cis white is so hard.
I don’t care for the Freaks list. Need a Geeks list to peak my interest.
The only reason I think he might have something left is because Scott Harris hasn’t thrown ten millions dollars at him.
MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 6d agoC.K. to K.C. --- the #Royals are set to be Craig Kimbrel's twelfth MLB team: www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/08/roya...
There’s THREE 70 win teams in the NL. Theres THREE AL East teams with over 60 wins. That’s all the AL teams with more than 60.