RIP the Power of Venezuelan friendship 💔

Your coffin or mine

Angel Genao coming up! Gotta believe one of these things is happening: 1) Jose IL 2) Halpin Optioned 3) Arias DFA

We're gonna get swept by the Mets 😔

Goddamn we got so much better. Better things are possible!

Mark@dash--dash.bsky.social · 4w ago

I'm begging for the Guardians to trade for Ward and Mayo from the O's. The bar is the floor

Not for nothing, but what a punk ass move by the Tigers. They just put everyone in the NL further behind the eight ball for what *they hope* are better players

Bo, noooooooo. But at least yay for Yoho the extension demon

So no one with this campaign is testing how emails look in inboxes then

Trying not to spiral over a baseball team. Our remaining SOS is .462! We only play three good teams 🤞

"The Guardians are going to win today" he said to himself, full well knowing the delusion has taken over his body

I get it. I'm 41, balding, and also want to move to Philly

Game Changer is on an absolute heater this season

Game Changer@gamechanger.dropout.tv · 3w ago

IT'S IN THE SONG PAY ATTENTION!!!

So excited for the Guardians to draft 20 pitchers this weekend

I'm begging for the Guardians to trade for Ward and Mayo from the O's. The bar is the floor

Spending America's 250th birthday hoping for Le**** to s*** and T**** to ***

There are two pieces of art I need to see during these NBA Finals: 1) Wemby on the Empire State Building swatting at basketballs (ala King Kong) 2) The Knicks as Pennywise (making an appearance every 27 years, and getting smoked by a group of kids)

Good on the Knicks for this one (1) thing. Also, no one is doing it like The Rooster, best independent journalist in the world

Praying to the patron saint of Game 4s 🙏

Someone get this phone out of my hands

Yeah it's over. You can't come back down 3-0 against NY in the playoffs... especially if they have home field advantage

Cleveland celebrity row mogging New York as we all predicted

You're celebrating? Michael Rappaport is happy right now and you're celebrating?

I knew full well what I was doing when I wished on that monkey paw for Cleveland to get a four game sweep this week

This is the weirdest it's ever been I swear

I appreciate the comedy range in the NFL schedule-release videos. The Chargers are trying to show up Prime Arrested Development, the Steelers have one joke they're gonna hit 10 times but explain 20 times, and the Bills are trying to out weird Tim & Eric

This is the greatest night of my life

Mark@dash--dash.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I don't know that I'm well enough to do five hours of Cleveland sports tonight

The Caris LeVert wheel landed on Larry Bird today 😔

I don't know that I'm well enough to do five hours of Cleveland sports tonight