Dasha Sierra
@dashasierra.com
🇫🇷 je suis française 🇦🇺 residing within miniskirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer pls address me as mademoiselle There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, go elsewhere. twitch.tv/dashasierra I do not read DMs.
Today's stupid award goes to Bunnings® Warehouse, who required an investigation to find out what happened to my same-day delivery as it didn't turn up. Turns out they forgot they don't offer same day delivery, but have it on their website and charge for it. What the fuck is going on in the world.
I have it under good advice that everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom. 🛎️🛎️
Blackboards > whiteboards. And I will die on this hill. Enjoy your retina burning whiteboards, I'd rather chalkosis thanks very much.
I smell like saltwater swimming pool. I have nothing else to say.
Computers are binary machines. Things either work, or they don't. So why is it that when my card transaction is declined, saying "try it again", works every time? What happened the first time? Did a shark fart on an undersea cable? Are you using MySQL? What? How can software be THAT unreliable.
British people carpet their bathrooms, and sometimes kitchens and laundry too. YIKES. 🤯 And don't get me started on the British B&B where the shitter was in the wardrobe!?! Nobody expects to open a wardrobe to find grandpa dumping a steamer. Jesus Christ and you're worried bout transes in sport!?
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
It's an MD-11 postcard. I like this plane; she's crazy -- just like me!
I think I have a strawberry addiction. I eat them like hedonist bot eats grapes.
Futurama: I Apologize For Nothing Quote
Alt: Futurama: I Apologise For Nothing
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Oops. I cut our optical fibre by simply closing the uplink box after I replaced the router. 🤦🏼♀️ As soon as I closed the box the uplink light went red. I immediately said, "I'm bored". Since I run my own business I have a 4 hour restoration SLA. Dudes in my house at midnight fixing my fuck up. 🫣
Rather trans-coloured sunset we have this afternoon. I like this time of day, sunsets are great.
Girlie pool setup complete. Certified as compliant until 2029. 💃🏼 Wonder if I could find some artists to paint murals of girlies fornicating with each other, on the side fences so they're not so ordinary. Regardless, complete privacy sexy pool time! 👙
Look out, the oldies across the street are doing gardening with a ladder and bolt cutters. This is going to end well. Where's my popcorn. 🍿
Girls with a widdle snaggle tooth are so cute. Not to be confused with British teeth, which isn't cute at all.
Flo told me that I have a very good ear for music and voices (apparently I'm very in-tune?) and let me tell you, extra foreplay and sex for her tonight. Compliments get you everything.
Here's a (not so) live stream of me trying to balance our swimming pool's pH, water hardness, salt, and cyanuric acid levels...
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his ears off. You know who I'm talking about.
Hot take: there was no assassination plot. He hid in the catering truck, scarfing down all the meals like a pig at a trough. They closed the side doors and the truck went to the next plane. They connected, opened the doors, and fat fuck walked off, oblivious it wasn't the same aircraft.
I handed back the keys to the rental today. That stage of my life is competely over and I couldn't be happier. Roll the credits!
I have a regular pool girl. Not a pool boy, a pool girl. In this house we only hire girls by order of the Queen: Me.
I love it when US websites block by IP. "You there, stop! You do not have an American IP address, the best most free-est liberty fries IP addresses in the world!" 🗽🍟
