Cursed group halloween costume idea: the cringey corporate artwork people on the Tr*st homepage banner

He knows what I like (pancakes and a late checkout)

🌀Ooh you wanna book us together and go see the show when I'm there in mid-Oct oohhh it makes you soooo hard to think about taking me and Avery to the show when I'm there in Oct like for instance October 13...🌀

Avery Simone 🌸 NOLA & Beyond 🌸@dateavery.bsky.social · 2w ago

If I made an appearance in NYC this fall…. would you take me to see Bowen Yang in Oh Mary…?

If I made an appearance in NYC this fall…. would you take me to see Bowen Yang in Oh Mary…?

“You attract what you fear” Oh noooo Sephora gift card, a secure attachment style and a dozen oysters nooo!!!!!! Ahhh!!!

I am breaking my silence. I feel like I don’t get enough recognition for having extremely cute and kissable feet. It’s messed up, actually.

Just learned Gillian Anderson is pansexual and into “women with nice bottoms and collarbones”. Gillian if you can read this please contact me immediately

Pavlovian response except it’s my ***** throbbing every time I get an email from Marigold 🥵

Beautiful girl seeks workaholic to distract during business calls and zoom meetings

Shopping dates have a special place in my heart 🙂‍↕️🥰

Wanna come over?

Tiny martinis (hand for scale) and a life changing olive oil / black pepper / manchego cake - safe to say I have a new restaurant to obsess over 😍

Beautiful, inside and out. One of my biggest heroes. Thank you Dolly ❤️🕊️

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · last mo.

RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT

New Orleans, I’m home! Let’s celebrate. 🥂 (I’ve also just updated my wishlist for those who’d like to wish me a warm welcome back from afar 😘)

Third base: I take you to my favorite photo booth 🎞️

NYC: I have some unexpected free time tomorrow and have been completely unable to stop dreaming of the burger/martini combo at Balthazar since the last time I was there. If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, get in touch 😏💌

Made it to NYC and am getting my priorities straight immediately (shopping, pedicure, and a sweet treat with a beautiful girl) $velvetdreamsss to contribute to the sweet treat fund 🫶🏻🍒🧋🍧

Sunbathing 🐈‍⬛

Very excited to come back to NYC this weekend ❤️💌

Newsletter is out! Check your spam, babe 🥂

NYC, see you next week! I’ll be visiting 8/15-8/19, seeking recs on where to find the best oyster happy hour 🥂🦪

Locking in and catching up on emails today! Keep an eye out this week for a lil late summer newsletter (feat. bicoastal travel updates!) on my Substack ✨

Heaven is real

Reminder that I am built like this and I have a kind and virtuous heart

Phenomenal tasting menu / cocktail pairing at Moon Rabbit, with even better company ✨

having a very weimar-era girl summer (enjoying avant garde art and culture, practicing rampant bisexuality, wearing antique 100% silk negligee, fearing the rise of fascism)

NYC and DC in late August and San Francisco in late September? It’s more likely than you might think… 💌

*bossa nova plays softly in the background*

NOLA - you have exactly 2 weeks to invite me out for tapas & wine at Dolfy’s before I flee to more humane climates for the remainder of the summer. Planning a road trip for mid-late July with stops in Charleston, DC, and NYC… keep an eye on my Substack this week for details 🧚🏻🍸

Studies show I would look extremely cute sitting across the dinner table in either of these. Do with that information what you will.