Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆
@datecleo.bsky.social
Walking art, sharp as a whistle, sweet as can be, professional pleasure seeker. London 🇬🇧 Arrange a date with me… https://www.cleoschafer.uk
I have a confession: unless I can touch the art, I don’t really like galleries :/
Actually achieved a sore bum from sitting down too much today :S
I’m staying in the arse end of nowhere and all I want is to be able to walk my lil ass to get a matcha :(
Boys will really just send you a random text trying to weasel their way back in every 8 months after you fire them hey
Fell into border customs TikTok today, what a wild ride
Just watched the first Mad Max and what the FUCK was that ?! I waited the ENTIRE movie waiting for Max to get Mad !! It was like one of those weird bad dreams you have where you can’t do anything right and you can’t fight anyone or scream properly. Fml !
I am officially a snob, wandering around regular shopping centres and B&M does absolutely nothing for me now and I don’t like being in those places :(
Thank you once again for the champagne and cuddles Mr ☺️ having our bottle cold and flutes ready before we arrive in the room is a love language of mine and you know it xx
I lurrrrve brushing my teeth and scraping my tongue you should try it sometime
My tan is fading !!! I need a beach/yacht/pool holiday STAT or I’m gunna die !!!!!!!!!
You receive more money when you send money to beautiful women btw x
Saved £600 off my credit card bill by catching Covid this month ! Life hack !
I searched ‘food’ in my camera roll earlier and not one or two but three pics of me suckin dick came up xxx
It is my pleasure and my privilege to decline offers that don’t align with my moral code of perfect angel ethics xxx
Your favourites are already planning their December tours! Join @meetsummerreid.bsky.social, @meetchelseypeach.co.uk and me for a hot foursome. Call it a Christmas present for yourself - and us!
Someone I worked with years ago just changed their name from Coole to the most bla bla name ever bc of marriage. Eurgh.
Why is bush so hard to get a nice picture of
Saturday nights with my favourite couple ✨
Please remember that ethically sourced gifts are the BEST gifts. Apart from ✨my gifts✨ of course ☺️☺️☺️☺️
🎥 Sense and Sensibility scored high for me! Yes a lot of the language and the outcome of the film is focussed around acquiring the right man but they really extracted the theme of sisterhood, female friendship and platonic love for me. Absolutely 0 sex though, what the hell?!
Saturday nights with my favourite couple ✨
I can tell instantly when my rate is too expensive for your enquiry btw xx