Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke
@daveclarke.bsky.social
"A stone cold professional" - @transmoleman.bsky.social Im an illustrator, you can see my work at Daveclarke.artstation.com. I'm available for commissions, send me a DM
My dog talking to other dogs at the parks, talking me up by saying I "know ball"
Vet thinks my eldest dog may have anxiety
They certainly PRETEND to be useful. They pretend to make things soooo much easier, soooo much faster. Soooo much less friction. The moment you buy into the pretense, you also buy into that philosophy of effortless ease. And that's when your process and your work starts becoming sloppy.
There are a lot of critiques of LLMs that I agree with but "they suck and aren't useful" doesn't really hold water. I understand people not using them because of social, economic, and environmental concerns. And I also understand people using them because they can be very useful. Thoughts?
My names Oasis and Im here to say Many thing to you, if I knew the way Because theres a chance that you could be Just the person to save me Im sure youve heard it all before But face it baby, Youre my wonderwall
Strange New Worlds, s4e1: its kinda weird watching Captain Pike choosing not to save billions of lives after the actors comments about palestine. Even overlooking that its still a dumb time travel episode where it turns out nothing matter cos everything was predestined. Mid ep
There’s an even more sinister angle to Johnny Depp’s ongoing “comeback” tour as the new Scrooge—it’s a Paramount production and part of a slate of Ellison-backed conservative cultural takeover attempts. It’s angled around MeToo rejection and the manosphere. spitfirenews.com/p/johnny-dep...
Johnny Depp's 'comeback' is billionaire manosphere marketing
Plus, why smart glasses can't escape the 'pervert' label.
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Did a pick-one mtg draft today after 3 months of doing pick-two drafts and it felt disgusting. Cant believe I used to live like this
Not comfortable with how my two dogs are getting along
"I sure am enjoying my christmas, i bet if a future version of me were to view this it would alter their worldview"
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
Listening to @savantgardepod.bsky.social and im up to the episode where Shawn gets his shit sucked. Unpleasant!!
I dont think youll fully understand and appreciate Doomday unless youve seen the entire first season of Strip Law
I’m sorry but this was posted by Kier Starmer’s actual verified account and I am DECEASED my brother in Christ I just…was his social media person just like grip it and rip it or what
Is Betteridges Law of Headlines outdated? My latest for the Guardian
Some are adjusting to life behind bars better than others
I may have successfully bullied my local agricultural society against using ai for their fall fair tee shirts as they took the announcement post down I'm tired being nice abt it 🤷🏼♂️
youre welcome
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not the point at all, but one of the few measures of real technological progress over the last decade is the fact that you can now charge your laptop, phone, vape, sex toy, and chainsaw with the same cable
New puppy is pissing so damn much. Now whenever shes walking slightly differently the piss alarms go off in my head and i have to remind her that outside exists. Becoming the piss whisperer
Thing about Lindsay Graham is that he was a doodoo head *this user would later go on to get a $100k compensation payout for attempts to supress their free speech*
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
Just once itd be nice for a headline that starts with "Looksmaxxer ..." to not make me despair for humanity. "Looksmaxxer Jeff raises $100k for children hospital", would that be too much to ask?
OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o...
Ella has learned to trust that Maddie isnt trying to kill her and now both puppies have been having play fights. Theyre both having fun and I can eat my breakfast in peace now.