Dave Draeger
@davedraeger.bsky.social
Wishes he could be like David Watts. he/him Minnesota, U.S.A. We’ll host the tribunals.
Why are they building moons? Wait…that’s no moon…
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
“I’m getting better!”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Bring Out Your Dead
Alt: Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Bring Out Your Dead
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Jon Eisenberg 🇺🇦🪧@jon-eisenberg.bsky.social · 15h agoThe #Monnesota Republican Party is just in complete shambles. As usual. Emmer is “fighting for his damn life.” ‘Oh, I take that back.’ www.startribune.com/rep-pete-sta...
(Springsteen voice) 🎶 Falling unconscious, sometimes dead…down in Footballland….🎶
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoRon Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."
Why call it the “Bristol Stool Chart” when “Bristol Shit Poster” is right there?
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 23h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Senator whose brain is still in the shrink wrap has thoughts on unused brains.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoRon Johnson: "All these sports team fell into line, didn't use their brains like Aaron Rodgers did, they forced their players to get injected. Some of those players are grievously injured. They dropped unconscious on the field of play."
Probably already watched enough video of guys having a tough time getting safely to home.
Oh for the love of all that is holy...
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Authorities are urging the perpetrator to come clean.
Am I gonna get beat up if I still think of him as the guy Billy Beane threatens to point at when asking old grizzled scouts why they should draft a ballplayer?
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
KARE 11 just covered this with the chyron calling them “eager drivers” but I suppose they’d get sideways with the FCC if they’d used “asshole drivers”.
MPR News@mprnews.org · 2d agoThe Minnesota Department of Transportation say they are on track to reopen State Highway 280 before the Minnesota State Fair, but some drivers are endangering workers and themselves by prematurely going around the barriers of the unfinished road.
As Major Kong said, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d ago
if your grand “solution” to a “problem” (trans people existing) is to sexually assault elementary school girls by “checking their genitals” you should be put on a list and kept more than 1000 yards from anyone, child or not, for all eternity. fuckin freaks
TIL Cal was fluent in Minnesotan.
Vince Mpls@vincempls.bsky.social · 3d ago#OnThisDay Aug 2 1928: President Calvin Coolidge visits the Hull-Rust-Mahoning Mine at Hibbing Minnesota, the largest open pit iron mine in the world. Many expected an historic speech, but "silent Cal" just watched the shovels and trains, said "that’s a pretty big hole," and left.
Sophie Cunningham and Riley Gaines combined for three points and one rebound in 23 minutes during the Lynx 108-100 win over Indiana. During most of their time on the court, they stood in the corner looking for attention without much success.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
Never do more than one crime at one time. And try not to commit treason while you're laundering money.
NPR@npr.org · 3d agoThe bank is asking a judge to permanently dismiss a lawsuit from Trump-affiliated businesses, arguing a monthslong internal review — not the Jan. 6 riot — explains why hundreds of accounts were shut down in 2021.
Hey the Indiana Fever are in 5th place just like Riley! Way to keep that loser energy going!
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
come on down and claim your "i did donald trump favors and i got stabbed in the back for the trouble" t-shirt, gulf state oligarchs, we set up a whole supply chain and warehouse network for these things, they're always in high demand, drop shipping couldn't keep up with it
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3d agoBehind the scenes, Gulf countries are frustrated with what they see as a lack of a clear strategy from the U.S. as the war drags on, subjecting their territories to frequent Iranian attacks, people familiar with the matter said.
Ryan Ruocco noting Cheryl Reeve's shirt and then video of Cheryl talking to Sophie Cunningham earlier
We’ll host the DOGE trials, too.
Jacob Soboroff@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 3d agoMinnesota’s Superior National Forest received a $10 million grant in 2024 to cover wildfire prevention efforts, then DOGE delayed funding. now, parts of that area are burning. I spoke with a former wildland firefighter who says the cuts made the fire worse. youtu.be/0cbI9_CNZmM?...
“The university has introduced a new Bachelor of Arts in Content Creation through its Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication…” Someone should hook some electrodes to Walter’s remains and power a metropolitan area.
Luke Steuber@coolhand.bsky.social · 4d agoI’m with the boomers on this one. Burn it all down
As we say in our family, you coulda knocked me over with a Buick.
Reuters Legal@legal.reuters.com · 4d agoThe disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to Trump's family business.
* stands up, salutes, allows a single tear to emerge from my eye *
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 4d agoCory and Trevor talking about him now. (Playing at Lumen Field next door tonight.) Neither has seen him live, but Plouffe says he’s got a playlist for when he’s in the car with the kids and wants to drown them out. 🤣
I'mNotAHRHitter@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 5d agoDid Cory Provus just mention Ed Sheeran?
Yeah, I remember seeing Emerson, Lake & Palmer at Soldier Field with Carl in the rotating drum kit.
David M. Perry@lollardfish.bsky.social · 4d ago“Did you make that rotisserie grill upgrade ad?” “Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just how you wanted it.” “What?”
