Today’s benefit - Penfolds Champagne! Yes, actual Champagne. A collaboration with Champagne Thiénot. I was unaware that they offered this, so I’m keen to give it a crack. Come on Trump, give me a reason!

Dave Hooper@davehooper.com · 6d ago

The benefits of running a liquor store - free booze! Today’s offerings include 6 mixed premium spirit cans, 3 x 100ml gins from Macedon Ranges and a Scotchmans Hill Shiraz from the Bellarine Peninsula. It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it.

I kept a cricket bat behind the counter of my old store because of the constant theft, aggression and violence. Nobody gave me a cool nickname.

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 2d ago

Wendy 'The Enforcer' wins BWS bottle shop job back after Fair Work Commission victory

The best thing about doing the bowel cancer screening test is a week or so later you receive a most courteous letter telling how excellent and blood free your poo is. If you’ve received your test kit, just do it, four minutes of your life that could save your life.

Kids these days don't know how lucky they are. I was orphaned at an early age and raised by a pack of hyenas. No fancy house, no toys, on the brink of starvation... But man, did we have some laughs.

Why is the working week so long and the weekend so... unlong?

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Ginger Beef 🫚@itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 5d ago

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Nothing like taking a squiz at the diary for….. today at 1.30am and finding….. absolutely nothing! Score and a half!

"We haven't had that spirit here since 1989”

The benefits of running a liquor store - free booze! Today’s offerings include 6 mixed premium spirit cans, 3 x 100ml gins from Macedon Ranges and a Scotchmans Hill Shiraz from the Bellarine Peninsula. It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it.

My TV software updated itself recently. Was wondering why the HD coverage of the footy was so jerky, so I checked the settings. The picture settings had AI mode enabled. Disabled it, no jerkiness. Thanks for fucking nothing AI mode I never enabled and never fucking asked for. Fuck you Samsung, jerks

When I started my new (quite physical) job in December 2025 I weighed 140kg. I weighed myself this morning: 116.0kg So for all my complaining, there are some benefits. I don’t have a target weight as such, but any reduction is a benefit. Still clinically obese, but less so.

The two thermostats at work showing 12.7 and 13.7 degrees inside the store. I have raised it as a complaint to my manager. All the staff are freezing but nobody feels like they have enough agency to push the issue. I do, and I will! I can’t work in this sort of cold environment.

@maxwatching.bsky.social hey mate remind me you’re not in Bordeaux any more are you? Just checking you’re nowhere near these fires.

Amazing ride by Pogačar. Sterling effort Carapaz! So good! I will regret it tomorrow but ain’t no way I was gunna miss Alpe d'Huez #LeTour

Collingwood coach Craig McRae has hit out at Adelaide fans repeatedly booing Isaac Quaynor during the Magpies’ 34-point win on Thursday night. foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2026-w… 🗞️ Fox Footy - by Jack Jovanovski

Every single AFL supporter should loudly and unequivocally call for an immediate apology to Isaac Quaynor by the Adelaide Football Club and an unreserved condemnation of any of their fans who were booing him for being a VICTIM OF HOMOPHOBIA!

Ewart, Dave@davidewart.bsky.social · 2w ago

IQ having to put up with abuse all game. not good enough from people who say they support the #afl #gopies

Collingwood 16.12 (108) def. Adelaide 11.8 (74) #GoPies ADE : 'Quaynor was booed by sections of the Adelaide Oval crowd from his very first touch tonight ... a target of Adelaide fans since he was on the receiving end of a homophobic slur from Crows star Izak Rankine.' COLL :

Good old Collingwood forever…. #GoPies !!!

Hey @lukefoley.me you still supporting the football team whose supporters are booing the VICTIM of a homophobic slur by one of their players? Fucking disgraceful conduct of you ask me.

Fuck off Pauline. Fuck RIGHT OFF. We know you simp for DV perpetrators and blame women. Your own son is a DV offender and your bias has always been clear. Fuck RIGHT off, then keep going and fuck off some more, you ignorant, rancid pustule. #StopMVAF #Auspol

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 2w ago

Pauline Hanson labels domestic violence 'two-way street', urging women 'not to put up with it'

Just finished work and catching up. Please tell me this Hanson “two way street” thing isn’t real?

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Luke Foley@lukefoley.me · 2w ago

Show me your face for the week

This explains why I get so many dinner party invitations.

The people of Hawthorn own small dogs and they like to bring them inside the shops.

A cool, crisp and still day in Melbourne. Our neighbours love an open fire, and today is no exception. They love burning green stinky logs and belching their smoke all across the neighbourhood, causing my asthma to flare up every time. Cunts!

Collllllllingwoooooooooood! #GoPies

Just a dad doing dad things. If I don’t correct her, who will?

This is non PC so if you’re going to take offence…. Scroll away now. …. …. Watching Game of Thrones (I know I know, we were busy OK?) Lots of boobs. Me (to my partner): I love boobs so much! Her: I know you do. Scene change: Red woman removes necklace and reveals frail withered boobs. Me: 🤦‍♂️